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Just for laughs. [laugh] Please do not be offended if your name or your loved ones' names are mentioned. [:)]

 

Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien)

Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien)

Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin)

Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin)

Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin)

Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin)

Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin)

Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien)

Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien)

Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien)

Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English)

Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English)

Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin)

Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien)

Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien)

 

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Came to know one female house detective from NTUC of yester years by the name of Lau Sai Ngoh (read in hokkien)

 

My army working colleague from Armour Division by the name of Pek Koh Swee - (white & beautiful)

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After BMT, I was posted to my vocational course.

 

I was appointed the platoon IC and every morning I got to mark attendance and will be shouting Private Lee, Private Amin and so on.

 

One of the trainee's surname is Putt so I shouted Private Putt! Private Putt !

 

Everyone laugh like mad! [laugh]

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Just for laughs. [laugh] Please do not be offended if your name or your loved ones' names are mentioned. [:)]

 

Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien)

Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien)

Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin)

Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin)

Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin)

Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin)

Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin)

Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien)

Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien)

Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien)

Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English)

Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English)

Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin)

Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien)

Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien)

Walter Fook - What the f**k

 

Please contribute if you have any. [thumbsup]

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Wei Wei

Wu Lan Boh

Boh Tee Chu

Chin Chia Ho

Wah Tern Koh

Lee Hsien Koon

Wai Lai Leow

Chin Chia Thia

Boey Yeow Kin

Ho Lai

Chin Chia Song

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Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien)

Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien)

Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin)

Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin)

Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin)

Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin)

Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin)

Nelson Leong - Bird grow pus (in Mandarin)

Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien)

Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien)

Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien)

Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English)

Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English)

Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin)

Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien)

Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien)

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