Joke: Singaporean in heaven

[Darth_mel]

A Singaporean died and ended up in Heaven. As it was the custom , St Peter took him on a tour of the facility. They came to a room with a huge map of the World. There were many red lights on every country on the map.

 

Singaporean " Why are there so many lights on the map."

 

St.Peter: " Every time someone tells a lie one bulb will light up in that country and if 10 lies are told then ten bulbs will light up."

 

Just as they were talking, lights started to light up all over the Singapore section of the map."

 

So the Singaporean said, " Sir, what is happening in Singapore?"

 

St Peter, "Nothing much. The editors at the Sh*tty Times are compiling their political news section."

Edited March 25, 2009 by Darth_mel

[Rickster]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Application9999]

Funny but true

[Scenic98]

realised these days more and more contributors to the ST Forum page supporter certain MPs or gahment policies

[Sleepyman]

haha +1

 

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[Solar]

this type of thing happen everywhere lah, overseas too... that's why some said, don't trust car salesmen (no offence meant), lawyers and politicians

[Blueray]

 

what politicians say, discount at least 50% ... and after 6 months, their story will change and new pattern again ...