Ladies - Will you go to a toilet and Pee like a Man ?

[Tigerwoods]

seriously why do u even care?

I care because my children are affected by this crazy toilet queues.

Study shows that you have kidney/bladder/urinary infection problems if you wait too long to pee...

[Tigerwoods]

Got one time my wife was wondering what the lady before her was doing so long in the cubicle when waiting for her turn. Like what you said lining the toilet seat with toilet paper.... . I commented her backside made of gold.

Actually many toilets seats are infested germs/bacteria and splashs of urine/s--t. I think your backside skin like cowhide... cannot penetrate one

My son has Skin infections after sitting on the public toilet seats. now each time he needs to poo, he will always wipe the seats/ cover with toilet paper b4 sitting on it.

 

[Tigerwoods]

Doesn't apply to my wife. She's sometimes faster than me if there's no queue. Even her male friends also commented that she's faster than them too. She pees, wash hand and she's out of the toilet. I'll be slower than her if I wash my hand, then use handkerchief to dry my hands and wipe my oily face before I walk out, and she'll be already outside waiting for me....

Your bladder is weaker and the urine trickles dow ? Better see a doctor...

[Tigerwoods]

There are......tools that allow a woman to pee standing up.

 

These little paper things. Where they insert them into their, erm, hoo-has.

 

And then they pee. Standing up.

 

You know, just for you to consider.

Its in my video clip attached. Actually there are many such simple products available.

Spore Garment should promote these Paper cones and make ladies toilets same as men's and provide such disposal paper cones in their toilet.

 

[1l0v3you]

Actually many toilets seats are infested germs/bacteria and splashs of urine/s--t. I think your backside skin like cowhide... cannot penetrate one

My son has Skin infections after sitting on the public toilet seats. now each time he needs to poo, he will always wipe the seats/ cover with toilet paper b4 sitting on it.

lol.

aiya... i teach you.

 

step 1.

you dont want your pee to splash

so you throw some toilet paper in the crapbowl before you start.

step 2.

dont need to cover the seat with toilet paper.

can pretend to sit but dont touch the seat.

balance on your legs.

 

if taking a dump, repeat step 1.

my qi gong cannot last so long. so i line it up with toilet paper.

[Ahtong]

Right, I've read somewhere before, but not sure if I recall correctly, so PLEASE CHECK before you try :

 

Apparently, in the law, only a man can insult a woman's modesty. A woman cannot insult a man's modesty, because under the law, a man is not considered to have modesty. So if a woman walks into a men's toilet to use it... all the men in the toilet cannot report the woman for insulting their modesties :D

 

But a man walking into women's toilet will instantly get into trouble!

 

What if she points there and laugh?

[Tkseah]

man walk into woman's toilet see woman exposed, man gets sued for insulting woman's modesty..

woman walk into man's toilet see man exposed, man also gets sued for insulting woman's modesty..

 

haiz..

[starry]

What if she points there and laugh?

 

You can always settle a civil suit with her for causing trauma, distress, whatever.

 

[Chewbacca]

lol.

aiya... i teach you.

 

step 1.

you dont want your pee to splash

so you throw some toilet paper in the crapbowl before you start.

step 2.

dont need to cover the seat with toilet paper.

can pretend to sit but dont touch the seat.

balance on your legs.

 

if taking a dump, repeat step 1.

my qi gong cannot last so long. so i line it up with toilet paper.

 

Need to practise.

 

扎多点马步

 

[Tigerwoods]

lol.

aiya... i teach you.

 

step 1.

you dont want your pee to splash

so you throw some toilet paper in the crapbowl before you start.

step 2.

dont need to cover the seat with toilet paper.

can pretend to sit but dont touch the seat.

balance on your legs.

 

if taking a dump, repeat step 1.

my qi gong cannot last so long. so i line it up with toilet paper.

Hi 1l0v3you, you are girl, so I ask you this question.

If the Ladies' Toilet is same as Men's Toilet and the toilet provide you with some cone shape disposal.

Will you support it ??

[1l0v3you]

Hi 1l0v3you, you are girl, so I ask you this question.

If the Ladies' Toilet is same as Men's Toilet and the toilet provide you with some cone shape disposal.

Will you support it ??

hahaha damn funny LOL.

i dont mind if i'm really urgent.

 

last time i go clubbing the girl toilet always full.

end up i just walk in the mens toilet LOL. lucky there got cubicle one.

then when finished got afew bouncers waiting outside want to throw me out.

hahahahaha.

[Chewbacca]

hahaha damn funny LOL.

i dont mind if i'm really urgent.

 

last time i go clubbing the girl toilet always full.

end up i just walk in the mens toilet LOL. lucky there got cubicle one.

then when finished got afew bouncers waiting outside want to throw me out.

hahahahaha.

 

And then and then?

 

[1l0v3you]

And then and then?

then i got thrown out la LOL.

 

but i sneak in again by the backdoor.

those who go st james will know there are many entrances and exits.

[Ladykillerz]

then i got thrown out la LOL.

 

but i sneak in again by the backdoor.

those who go st james will know there are many entrances and exits.

 

only Ah Lians and Ah Hueys do that.

shouldn't have ask Dennis Foo to allow you to enter thereafter.

should have blacklist you forever in the whole Singapore pubs/discos.

[1l0v3you]

only Ah Lians and Ah Hueys do that.

shouldn't have ask Dennis Foo to allow you to enter thereafter.

should have blacklist you forever in the whole Singapore pubs/discos.

LOL! anyhow call me ah lian ah huey.

no need ask him, you already ban me from pub and disco ma

[Jc777]

[Introz]

 

thats so true

[Csnewbie]

Haiya,SG not only money not enough,TOILETS also not enough.

 

Signs pointing to toilets also not enough.Heard one cute foreign

 

girl saying....."What top-notch country?".