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Unker Sam running out of countries to whack? [laugh] [laugh]

 

From 《联合早报网》:

 

美国务院:不会入侵加拿大

 

(联合早报网讯)中央社报道,美国国务院发言人纽兰,今天在对记者做新闻简报时,连续3声否认美国与墨西哥正在密谋侵占加拿大。

 

在新闻简报前,美国国务卿希拉蕊曾与墨西哥外交部长艾斯皮诺萨(Patricia Espinosa)签订1项协议。签约仪式并未公开。

 

在新闻简报中,记者问纽兰(Victoria Nuland),签约仪式为什么不公开,美墨到底签了什么协议。

 

纽兰答说,「我尚不知道答案,不过我会为你找到答案。」

 

记者又问,是否像是侵占加拿大那样的事?纽兰急忙回答,「不、不、不,这绝非机密性的协议。」

 

这件趣闻,在美国引起很多人兴趣,大家开始在网上开玩笑地讨论美国要不要侵占加拿大。

 

美国NBCnews.com网站的部落格里,有人写道,美国在1935年确曾拟定入侵加拿大的秘密计划。

 

有人在www.invadecanada.us网站留言称,加拿大人有点太骄傲,美国应该将本土及阿拉斯加连成一块。

 

也有人称,美国应该入侵加拿大,因为加拿大人喜欢在炸薯条中加上奶酪及肉汁。

 

《联合早报网》

(编辑:王秘)

 

Source: http://realtime.zaobao.com.sg/2012/09/jg120920_015.shtml

 

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Now angmo version:

 

State Department: No secret plan to invade Canada

 

By Ian Johnston, NBC News

 

The U.S. and Mexico are not secretly planning to invade Canada, a State Department spokeswoman confirmed to laughter during a daily press briefing.

 

Spokeswoman Victoria Nuland was taking questions from journalists about its activities Tuesday, which included a meeting between Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Mexico Foreign Minister Patricia Espinosa.

 

She was asked about

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If USA and Mehico invade

 

Canada, please bring their food along.

 

Canada has the worse food in the world.

 

When have you ever heard anyone say

 

"Lets go for Canadian food tonight!"

 

:D

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take north korea back first then say

North Korea has nukes

 

Canada doesn't!

 

I am not sure if Canada even have submarines!

 

The last time I was there, someone told me

 

Canada has 3 subs - all inside a shopping centre.

 

The ones is the water park where kids can play in!

 

:D

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If USA and Mehico invade

 

Canada, please bring their food along.

 

Canada has the worse food in the world.

 

When have you ever heard anyone say

 

"Lets go for Canadian food tonight!"

 

:D

 

Canadian Pizza [scholar]

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Canadian Pizza [scholar]

Canadian 2 for 1?

 

Haha, no wonder they want to invade.

 

Only in Canada they order one and both USA and Mehico

 

can have one each!

 

:D

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Canada has huge amount of natural resources under their icy lands!

 

anyway why will USA need Mexico if they want to invade Canada?

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North Korea has nukes

 

Canada doesn't!

 

I am not sure if Canada even have submarines!

 

The last time I was there, someone told me

 

Canada has 3 subs - all inside a shopping centre.

 

The ones is the water park where kids can play in!

 

:D

 

 

They do.

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Canada has huge amount of natural resources under their icy lands!

 

anyway why will USA need Mexico if they want to invade Canada?

 

To make the amigos cannon fodder for the RCMPs before bringing in their Abrams and Raptors ? [laugh]

 

Then again if ever the boss man & his cronies in the White House turn rogue many many moons from now and one of their visions is to link Alaska with CONUS together finally then... [sweatdrop]

 

Seriously Hollywood folks should come out a movie with this story [laugh] [laugh]

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The Canadians used to maintain a very vibrant and capable defense industry in the Cold War era.

 

Did you watch the documentary Sinking A Destroyer which showed the combined Canadian & US naval forces trying to sink the ex-HMCS Huron some years back?

 

Interesting to see all sorts of ammo including a Phalanx (they had to use manual control as the CIWS's targetting radar was unable to lock onto the ship at close range) being thrown at the ex-destroyer but the old gal still stood afloat.

 

She finally sunk before a pair of Hornets arrived to finish her off...

 

Gota give it to the ship designer & builder credit for coming out with such a fine fighting ship [thumbsup]

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where have you been bro?

missed all the news you post.

deployed to submarine ah? ^_^

 

Seriously cannot say else have to execute a "terminate with extreme prejudice" move on any MCF bro who knows....

 

[lipsrsealed] [lipsrsealed] [lipsrsealed]

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The Canada - US border is the only unguarded border in the whole world.

 

Its called the 49th parallel.

 

So the US can just walk into Canada as it is unguarded.

 

And steal all their pizza.

 

:D

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The Canada - US border is the only unguarded border in the whole world.

 

Its called the 49th parallel.

 

So the US can just walk into Canada as it is unguarded.

 

And steal all their pizza.

 

:D

 

...& ban french language hencefoth [laugh]

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Seriously cannot say else have to execute a "terminate with extreme prejudice" move on any MCF bro who knows....

 

[lipsrsealed] [lipsrsealed] [lipsrsealed]

 

Hehe ok Ok [;)]

Well it's good to see your posting is back.

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The Canada - US border is the only unguarded border in the whole world.

 

Its called the 49th parallel.

 

So the US can just walk into Canada as it is unguarded.

 

And steal all their pizza.

 

:D

 

I wonder when will our both causeways be unguarded with JB, so that we can just walk/drive/swim/fly into JB and go spa?

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