RadX Moderator August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 🔹Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever! 🔹Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start! You can't stop👅! 🔹An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get screwed🎍 🔹Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hardwork 😓...👤! 🔹💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it! 🔹Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙👙 🔹 Screw a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she screws ou.😳😳 🔹MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜 🔹The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝 🔹Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜 🔹Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰 🔹If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉 🔹If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱 So basically life is 👙PORNOGRAPHY👙o ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfoholic 1st Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Thank you for a good laugh on a dull Monday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 how come you can post so many emoticon <_< Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Since this is humsup related joke thread, I have one... What's the very first thing that the couple will say after sex? I love you honey....... WRONG! Oh honey, that was great!....... WRONG! Answer is: Tissue!!! Quick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 how come you can post so many emoticon <_< more emoticon then can better express oneself mah...wat's wrong? u jealous har Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrocarbon Turbocharged August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 What's the very first thing that the couple will say after sex? Answer is: Tissue!!! Quick! Haha, nice one! Made me laugh when I shouldn't.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 more emoticon then can better express oneself mah...wat's wrong? u jealous har * post one more and get You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowbiatch 6th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 * post one more and get You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message harrow. ni hao. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 * post one more and get You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message life is never fair .......just like car...only rich can have many cars...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 harrow. ni hao. HAO KI LXXZ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowbiatch 6th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 HAO KI LXXZ u seem a little hyper... overdose durian? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingenius Turbocharged August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Funny meh ? i dont find it leh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Haha, nice one! Made me laugh when I shouldn't.. Why shouldn't laugh leh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 u seem a little hyper... overdose durian? i ate 2 seeds only.... i just being fair mah...jman imbalance so i trying to "balance" him!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph22 Turbocharged August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message I can post 24 emocon. [gossip] [gossip] [gossip] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowbiatch 6th Gear August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 i ate 2 seeds only.... i just being fair mah...jman imbalance so i trying to "balance" him!! y u say he imbalance ah? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 🔹Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever! 🔹Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start! You can't stop👅! 🔹An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get screwed🎍 🔹Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hardwork 😓...👤! 🔹💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it! 🔹Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙👙 🔹 Screw a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she screws ou.😳😳 🔹MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜 🔹The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝 🔹Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜 🔹Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰 🔹If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉 🔹If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱 So basically life is 👙PORNOGRAPHY👙o Your holy good look and fatherly impressions that I had remembered when we first met at Seletar Dam has been heavily discounted just after I finished reading your "humsup" post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Funny meh ? i dont find it leh. Yours are University Syllabus and RadX ones picked from K2 [laugh] ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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