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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:37 AM

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Well...have you? 

 

This is one that my daughter told to me..

 

Why is 6 scared of 7? 

 

Because Seven Ate Nine :-) 

 


And another play on words - 

 

What is the only date that is also an instruction?

 

March 4th (March forth) 

 


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:05 PM

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Q. Out of the 8-legged , how can you identfy Octopus's hands?
A. Use something and knock on its head . If one or more legs rub on its head , those would mostly likely be its hands 

 

Q.who is the seller of 'Wang Qing Shui' in the Andy Lau's Wang Qing Shui song ?

A. "Ah ha", cos Andy sings "ah ha, gei wo yi bei wang qing shui...."

 

[grin]  [grin]  [grin] 


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:16 PM

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why does Kiwi make shoe polish?

 

Ans : Because Kiwi-ians are dull. [gossip]


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:25 PM

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eh........whose luggage is this ah? [laugh]

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:05 PM

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NS is a privilege for S'poreans  [grin]


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:14 PM

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NS is a privilege for S'poreans  [grin]

High pay = no corruption.


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Doesn't mean you drive a faster car, you can travel at 70kph on a clear lane 1 with a train of cars behind you...

 

that is what lane 2 is for..


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:47 PM

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Q. Out of the 8-legged , how can you identfy Octopus's hands?
A. Use something and knock on its head . If one or more legs rub on its head , those would mostly likely be its hands 

 

Q.who is the seller of 'Wang Qing Shui' in the Andy Lau's Wang Qing Shui song ?

A. "Ah ha", cos Andy sings "ah ha, gei wo yi bei wang qing shui...."

 

[grin]  [grin]  [grin] 

oh hor.... darryn junk you y.know.... hahaha


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:54 PM

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oh hor.... darryn junk you y.know.... hahaha

 

why junked me.. weather too hot [sunny]​ .. need some cold jokes...  [flowerface]


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 07:04 PM

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I'm innocent - 

 

I never junked!! 

 

I pledge big big here and now - 

 

any time I junk, I will leave my name! 

But nah - people junk anyhow I give praises :-) 

 

 

 

why junked me.. weather too hot [sunny]​ .. need some cold jokes...  [flowerface]

 


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:16 PM

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ERP is to enable more people to own cars!


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 08:58 AM

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GST is to help the poor...  [crazy]


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 09:58 AM

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You can make mistakes.... But make sure that they are all honest ones.
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 04:10 PM

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It is not a flood but water ponding.... ^_^

 

Only a meter high, thats all.. [lipsrsealed]


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 05:00 PM

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I'm innocent - 

 

I never junked!! 

 

I pledge big big here and now - 

 

any time I junk, I will leave my name! 

But nah - people junk anyhow I give praises :-) 

 

 

 

 

Naaaah.. now I become 1st gear liao..thanks to you ah! hahaha!  [grouphug]


Edited by Kho, 17 October 2013 - 05:01 PM.

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 06:31 PM

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HDB builds more flats, records higher net deficit

 

The net deficit incurred was S$797 million, compared to S$443 million the year before.

 

HDB said the higher deficit is due mainly to higher deficit for the Home Ownership segment, which comprises mainly the loss on the sale of flats, disbursement of CPF housing grants and the net provision for foreseeable loss for flats under development.

 

"One of the main reasons is the increase in supply for the last two years. All these will actually be added to the costs. Both cost of construction, land costs, and also the housing grant given to the home owners,” Associate Professor Sing said.

 

This shall be Joke of The Year, if no greater joke comes by in the next 2 months... [gossip]


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 06:43 PM

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 11:50 AM

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Well...have you? 

 

Yeah.... every time you post, man....


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And also the not-so-recent ones:

 

"GST is to help the poor"

 

"ERP is to help more Singaporeans own cars"

 

[thumbsup]


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 12:01 PM

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this would be mine for the day

http://www.mycarforu...ns-to-own-cars/


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 03:35 PM

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this would be mine for the day

http://www.mycarforu...ns-to-own-cars/

 

 

quote: ERP helps more S'poreans to own cars: Minister   Mon, Oct 22, 2007 but_printfriendly.gif blank.gif but_email.gif   THE use of Electronic Road Pricing (ERP) has made it possible for more Singaporeans to own cars.

Responding to a question for written reply in Parliament on Monday, Transport Minister Raymond Lim said this is reflected in the growth of Singapore's car population from 680,000 in 1997 to 800,000 in 2006.

Dr Fatimah Lateef, MP for Marine Parade GRC, had asked the Minister if the ERP scheme has met the objectives that it was meant to achieve and if it has improved the traffic flow on expressways especially during peak hours.

 

 

Looking at another angle, he was right to said that in 2007 ..... [sweatdrop]

 

After 6 years from his statement, more ppl owning cars and so COE keep going up and roads getting more and more jam daily.... [grin]


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:48 PM

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