Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on the highway people ran out of gas going around her. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Your mom is so old.... Her birthday certificate expired. She was the only one in Jurrasic Park that they din't have to animate. She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. She started to fart out mummy dust. Her zip code is 00001. She used to baby sit Yoda. She got Adam and Eve's autograph hung on her wall. Even Santa Clause is jealous. She used to chill with the Flintstones. She left her purse on Noah's Ark. She still owes moses two dollars. When there is a dispute about history, they ask her. She remembers when the earth was one giant continent. She once killed a dinosaur. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, "jumbo", "humongus", and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Your mom is so stupid... She makes Homer Simpson look like Einstein. It takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes. She sold her car for gas money. Her shadow ran away. She thought hot meals meant stolen food. I told her to buy me a TV and she came back with a microwave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said she's moving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down. Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama so fat..... She could declare herself as a country. When she gets up, it turns into night. When she walks around, people yell "RUN RUN... Godzilla!" When she farts the makes a crater in the earth. When she jumps she knocks the earth out of orbit. NASA Plans to use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer. At any given time, there are folk running around her for exercise. Her graduation photo has to be taken by sattelite. She measures 38-26-36 and that's just her nose. She creates her own gravitational pull, thus small objects orbit around her. She sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy. Her belt size is measured in miles. When jets fly by they pick her up on their radar. She makes the grand canyon look like a basement crack. When she eats and she's not satisfied she eats the fridge too. When she has something stuck in her teeth, the has to use the Seattle Space Needle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurty Supercharged May 18, 2013 Share May 18, 2013 thanks for sharing but personally, i never enjoy yo mama jokes.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo Mamma is so fat, her belt size is the equator. Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo Mamma is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo Mamma is so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo Mamma is so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama is so fat she uses godzilla as an action figure. To mama's breath is so stinky that people look forward to her farts. Yo mama is so fat she uses her belt to beat people on the other side of the globe. Yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo momma is so stupid when I said Christmas was around the corner she went lookin for it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Your mom is so fat, when she wears a Malcom-X t-shirt helicopters start landing on her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic May 18, 2013 Author Share May 18, 2013 Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy." Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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