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today i sent my car for servicing. later i received a call from the workshop telling me got to change a lot of parts, i faintz!

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"Notice To Produce Driver's Particulars" ..... [sweatdrop][sweatdrop]

" Darling, maid doing her laundry and called me said she found a packet of condom in your pocket, what happen ? "

errrrrr.....errrrr......errr........ :o[dead]

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" Darling, maid doing her laundry and called me said she found a packet of condom in your pocket, what happen ? "

errrrrr.....errrrr......errr........ :o[dead]

 

I bought it for our use and forgot to take out. Don't if feel better last night .... -_-

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I bought it for our use and forgot to take out. Don't if feel better last night .... -_-

Darling, you bullsh1t ! [sly]

I remember the last few time our bed was ponding like bukit timah monsoon drain, moreover, you always complains that you never feels good and hate rains coat :huh:

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Darling, you bullsh1t ! [sly]

I remember the last few time our bed was ponding like bukit timah monsoon drain, moreover, you always complains that you never feels good and hate rains coat :huh:

 

This not scary lar....

 

I thought you gonna to say, "Darling, last night I was with Tom ...... oops... [lipsrsealed] "

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This not scary lar....

 

I thought you gonna to say, "Darling, last night I was with Tom ...... oops... [lipsrsealed] "

 

 

three words is scary enough "honey. i'm home!" :D

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I visited the Toyota showroom. The salesgirl said the Corolla was priced at $135,000.

This should be the most scary to Sporeans of the price of our cars

The price of SUV in Aussie

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I was the last man on Earth. There was a knock on my door.

 

That's the 'vulture' knocking on the door looking for his last piece of meat ... [:/]

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