Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. ↡ Advertisement 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. Many remark justice is blind; pity those in her sway, shocked to discover she is also deaf... 😂 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
New_Atlantis 3rd Gear May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. Why worry, you can jolly well run road back home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 Why worry, you can jolly well run road back home. I am home Sitting in my living room eating snake and surfing free porn... Filling in time while the beedios load by reading my daily jokes and posting here specifically to annoy jerks like you 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
New_Atlantis 3rd Gear May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 I am home Sitting in my living room eating snake and surfing free porn... Filling in time while the beedios load by reading my daily jokes and posting here specifically to annoy jerks like you But i'm not annoyed! have a good day. and enjoy jerking to your porn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 But i'm not annoyed! have a good day. and enjoy jerking to your porn No point watching if you can't jerk... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 I am home Sitting in my living room eating snake and surfing free porn... Filling in time while the beedios load by reading my daily jokes and posting here specifically to annoy jerks like you I see that you have assimulated very nicely into our society. Maybe you are even more local than a lot of locals. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 I see that you have assimulated very nicely into our society. Maybe you are even more local than a lot of locals. Depends what you mean by local - but I can take you for a good feed of Turtle soup, crocodile paw stew and turtles eggs if you like... I do eat the eye of good Fish head curry... and enjoy a good kway chap for breakfast...and murtabaque for lunch... Mind you...I'm not very sensitive - I keep looking for bacon prata - haven't managed to find it yet (that was a joke - but sauteed bacon would go really really well with prata) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 (edited) Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail - money lost. Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail - money lost. Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. - policemen injured. Got their priorities right then. Edited May 8, 2014 by Jamesc 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 I am home Sitting in my living room eating snake and surfing free porn... Filling in time while the beedios load by reading my daily jokes and posting here specifically to annoy jerks like you You trying to smoke us ..... You just posted that you did another 3 things for your company and now you are saying you eat snake at home .... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Depends what you mean by local - but I can take you for a good feed of Turtle soup, crocodile paw stew and turtles eggs if you like... I do eat the eye of good Fish head curry... and enjoy a good kway chap for breakfast...and murtabaque for lunch... Mind you...I'm not very sensitive - I keep looking for bacon prata - haven't managed to find it yet (that was a joke - but sauteed bacon would go really really well with prata) My favourite is a bacon sandwich but bacon prata sounds great too. I think it would down very nicely with an ice cold beer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Depends what you mean by local - but I can take you for a good feed of Turtle soup, crocodile paw stew and turtles eggs if you like... I do eat the eye of good Fish head curry... ok i dun eat those stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 I gots a good imagination and really good at smoking what.... Why cannot? You trying to smoke us ..... You just posted that you did another 3 things for your company and now you are saying you eat snake at home .... My favourite is a bacon sandwich but bacon prata sounds great too. I think it would down very nicely with an ice cold beer. But gotta be ale - old speckled hen, erdinger dunkel, none of this blardy tiger horse piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 (edited) Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. What's this about? Go link? A picture also can but nothing leh. Which one are you laughing at exactly from Today's paper? All? Edited May 8, 2014 by Watwheels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVT Supercharged May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban. U got to be kidding me ?!?! :huh: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 (edited) laffing at the seeming incongruity of the trio of punishments that was brought into rather sharp relief for me by the juxtaposition on consecutive pages of the paper which I read within a few moments of each other... As for picture - solly lah.....I laffed just at the words and headlines....didn't need to see rowan or anybody to make it farny for me What's this about? Go link? A picture also can but nothing leh. Which one are you laughing at exactly from Today's paper? All? Edited May 8, 2014 by Darryn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 I gots a good imagination and really good at smoking what.... Why cannot? But gotta be ale - old speckled hen, erdinger dunkel, none of this blardy tiger horse piss Yes the good stuff. I went to the German pub at Novena Sq and asked for a German ale and the lady asked me "How dirty do you like it?" and I knew I was in the right place for a good beer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged May 8, 2014 Author Share May 8, 2014 Do I look like a joker? I have a very serious mien....I don't bluff, exaggerate, make things up or pander to an audience..... Well ok...I do...but in a case like this, it is already funny enough (at least to me) without me needing to make anything up U got to be kidding me ?!?! :huh: ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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