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these dealers are becoming like teachers writing student's testimonial... sometimes i just cant swallow it...just look at Sta*k ads in sgcarmart....

many crappy stories....

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among other ads by Sta*k

 

 

aunty drives sports car :

 

We Think This OPC Suzuki Swift Sport Has An Amazing History. It Was Driven By A 60 Yrs Old Aunty And Then She Give Up Driving Due To Eye-sight Problem. She Sold Her Car To Her Best Friend Who Was 3 Years Younger Than Her. Well, Amazing Car With Low Mileage And Wonderful Drivers Who Took Care Of The Swift Sport Real Well!

 

 

singaporean seeking greener pastures :

 

Tears Dropped From Her Eyes When Her Daddy Decided To Consign The Audi A5. It Was A Birthday Gift From Her Daddy In 2011. They Are Migrating To Italy, Millan By End Of This Year.

 

 

then there are stories abt owners staying in sentosa cove.....etc ...

an artist car....

abt finding a note in the car....

 

sometimes its just too much...

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Driven By The Beautiful Girl Next Door! Bought By Her Mum As A Transport To And Fro Her University! Leaving The Town To Achieve Her Masters In The UK! Though It's Just A Transport, This Jazz Left Her Lots Of Memories. She Only Hopes This Hatch Will Be In Good Hands! Call Us Now!

 

Been In The SIA For Decades! This Senior Engineer Knows This Latio Inside Out! Superb Condition! Following A Strict Regime By SIA, This Latio Has Not Been Spared As Well! Call Our Sales Advisors Now To Book Your Appt Now!

 

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Edited by Holdenutessv
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I might grab one of these cars if advertised as:

"Reluctant sale by owner. Attracted countless chicks begging to be picked up for a ride. Wide rear seats limited only by your own imagination or stamina. Have to let go due to unexpected fatherhood."

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Very productive nurse :

 

"You Are Not Going To Believe This, This Picnic Was Driven By A Senior Nurse Working At The Mount Elizabeth Hospital. She Drove This Picnic Due To Her 6 Children And Especially It's Bided Car Plate. This Picnic Was Constantly Parked Under Shelter. 100% Accident Free."

 

 

also got wrong spelling.....


i want to meet this stewardess ::

 

"Driven By A Former Air-stewardess Who Lives In The Maple Woods And She Is Doing Part Time Modeling Due To Change Of Working Environment. Her Version R Is As Good As New, Everything Inside Her Car Look Incredibly Fresh. Except For A Few Cat Scratches, The Rest Of The Condition On This Version R Is In Clean Bill Of Health And It's Fabulous! "


Multi-millionaire father can only give civic eh ??? millonhair ? millionair? millionhotair ?

 

"Driven By A Petite And Sweet Girl Whose Father Is A Multi-millionaire In Singapore. This Honda Civic Was Her Birthday Gift. Bided Number Plate And This Honda Civic Was Specially Taken Care By A Team Of Mechanics. Additionally, This Car Has The Lowest Mileage Served And Was Parked Under Shelter"

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This guy will be a good scriptwriter

Auditor for decades still drive a Kia?

 

Audit his head la, only clerk accountant nia.

 

 

He exaggerate, when someone sell car, he ask what job, the guy say manager, then they write General Manager

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try this:

 

 

 


I am selling this insanely fast, powerful, scary, evil motorcycle to the first person to show up here with cash in hand and balls big enough to ride it.

THIS MOTORCYCLE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Men will fear you. Women will want you. A flood of manly hormones will fill your bloodstream and by the end of your first ride, you'll have a beard down to your belly button. When I bought this motorcycle I was a wee 90 pound weakling; I am now a mighty lumberjack who eats sharks.

I have ridden this monster all over Singapore and it's never left me stranded. It's powerful enough to cross mountains without even a second thought, but settles into a nice highway groove for hours at a time.

This is the Chuck Norris of motorcycles. This is a two-wheeled tank, an armored assault vehicle for guys with no instinct for self-preservation. This is a rocket with no common sense.

You don't exactly RIDE this motorcycle; it allows you on its back, and it goes... and goes... and goes. Faster and faster, until your love for speed outweighs your fear of death. You will ride faster than your demons can fly.

Sits low for that soft, smooth ride. This motorcycle will lull you into a false sense of security, meanwhile it will slowly consume your soul until all you can think of is serving your motorcycle overlord.

IT'S LOUD. IT'S MEAN. Pure, distilled testosterone is the only emission from the tailpipes. If you can't get laid with this bike, you just plain can't get laid, son. This motorcycle is a bigger panty-dropper than Brad Pitt's abs.

AND NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT DETAILS YOU'VE BEEN WAITING SO PATIENTLY FOR!
Aprilia RS125 S MY 2007
Engine 125cc (Class 2B)
Had own the bike for 4 years, but have to sell because upgrading to class 2 bike.
Only 24800 K

 

Edited by Sleepyrob
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It's all about words than genuine delivery. Our environment all does this, so who doesn't follow suit? Just like the one in 50 years until the following week, same crap happens again, silent the sweet talker.

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You will ride faster than your demons can fly................it will slowly consume your soul

 

Sounds like Ghost Rider!

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