Vid Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 An increasing number of rapes, murders, and disappearances of female university students have been making headlines recently in China, stoking fears among students nationwide. Many people have asked how they can ensure their safety, so the Wuhan police have come up with a handy list. The local Public Security Bureau for Wuhan University posted an extraordinary list of ways to avoid getting raped, which was then republished by Sina Guangdong. So, want to avoid having your dignity taken away? Here are nine suggestions from a Chinese police authority: Don’t take illegal cabs. (If you do,) get into the habit of memorizing the license plate. Sit in the back seat, and pretend to make a call. Woman on cellphone in the back: Husband, come out and pick me up! The license plate of the car is xxx Carry a small spray bottle that contains Fengyoujing (a medicated balm lotion), and spray it into the eyes of an attacker. Throw your wallet somewhere far away instead of passing it over to the attacker. Person throwing: Fly away! If you want to take a picture of the bad man, you can pretend to be talking on the phone and surreptitiously record him by pointing the back of the phone towards him. Be very careful using this one! If you are discovered doing this, you will die a grisly death. Sometimes, teeth can be more effective than your own hands Cannibal: If you’re not careful, you’ll have eaten the attacker. Cut your fingernails into this shape. A blunt cut is fine; don’t make them too long or else they may break unexpectedly. Upon being raped*, you should defecate or urinate if you can, or stick your fingers down your throat to vomit. An ordinary person will wilt at this sight. Carry a pen on your person (with the exception of a lead pencil). This is more convenient than a knife because you are able to pass through a security checkpoint. Be ugly; this is the safest way of all! * The word “rape” is censored in Chinese ↡ Advertisement 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fcw75 Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 No. 6 damn violent. I like. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothiewabbit Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 (edited) Seriously, all these won't be of much help if all the "taxi driver" has to do is just made a sudden detour to an isolated lane from main street, to a receiving bunch of accomplices. . Edited September 5, 2014 by Toothiewabbit 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Show him hospital medical examination and appointment cards for HIV / AIDS treatment 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Author Share September 5, 2014 Show him hospital medical examination and appointment cards for HIV / AIDS treatment Good and practical All women should carry such cards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Good and practical All women should carry such cards. Vid 大 哥， 您 先 看 我 的 院 卡， 求 您 给 我 三 分 钟 洗 一 洗， 您 就 放 马 过 来 吧 ！ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Author Share September 5, 2014 Vid 大 哥， 您 先 看 我 的 院 卡， 求 您 给 我 三 分 钟 洗 一 洗， 您 就 放 马 过 来 吧 ！ Should be... "自从得了这病，我已经很久没做了。来吧！做一次轰轰烈烈的！“ [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 (edited) Should be... "自从得了这病，我已经很久没做了。来吧！做一次轰轰烈烈的！“ [laugh] 这 次 我 们 一 定 要 搞 到 “ 弱 花 流 水，爱 死 不 死 aka teochew call OCBC ” 您 有 Vid ？ 我 有 AID ！ Edited September 5, 2014 by Fongmy 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Number 6; cut finger nail like a knife Want to cut ur husband one is it??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusje Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 After reading the thread title.... I thought Chinese mata coming to rape me 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Author Share September 5, 2014 这 次 我 们 一 定 要 搞 到 “ 弱 花 流 水，爱 死 不 死 aka teochew call OCBC ” 您 有 Vid ？ 我 有 AID ！ 哈哈哈！！！Laugh die me [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocus Turbocharged September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 (edited) Seeing this 9 piece of advise I suddenly realize why ah tiongs are so fierce. Even their authorities tell them to be so fierce. If these advise are from SG police sure kena backlash gao gao plus kena from TRS, TRE, human rights activists, etc.... No wonder our generation are getting more and more wimpy.... Edited September 5, 2014 by Pocus 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baal Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 No.6. Jiu Yin Bai Gu Zua.Will be out of town for a while to KL, Sunway Lagoon. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmaine12 3rd Gear September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Survival of the fittest.. no gender should be weaker than the other.. it a equality society.. china is not as bad as india in term of modesty crimes 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Title very misleading 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ktglfc Hypersonic September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Good advices :) Applicable in any country :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Upon being rape, defecate or urine Very extreme this one! Maybe she will squ#%& also? Good advices :) Applicable in any country :) Not in india They gangrape u Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondism Twincharged September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Title very misleading Ya man I thot there are many cases of China Mata raping Chinese nationals..... ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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