MTL 2nd Gear November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 What is this abt. mcf closing down? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenTong Turbocharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 (edited) What is this abt. mcf closing down? Now that u mention Edited November 19, 2017 by BenTong 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourZero Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 My parents were one up, told me I was from the recycling bin, I grew up a confused kid At least u know ur food yah 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 I really dunno why Asian parents like to use the dustbin thing. Yah lah my mother also told me the bin story but the way she told it was like I was the only baby there but only today I know there were so many other babies there. I now feel very happy because she is very selective. When she go marketing she search and search and only picks the best looking items. Anyway years later I actually met a lady that really looks like me and I said to my mother so you really did pick me up from the rubbish bin. Now this lady worked in a bank and used to do a lot of OT. So I used to pick her up after the bank closed. Because I look so much like her the security guard would look at me, unlock the door and tell me your mother is upstairs. So I had to walk through the empty banking hall to get to the management offices upstairs. Needless to say I used to help myself so there is no point checking my CPF but you should check underneath my bed to see why its so lumpy. Not many people get to sleep on a million dollar plus mattress. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 This is what my dad looks like. He's Asian and pushing 70. Wah.. Hawt... no wonder your expectations are skewed... Understand... think he run road liao... poor thing lah 15 years still haven’t hit 2f2f now need to restart with a new nick... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Haha. One of my ex gf also said im 1/10.... These are superficial girls who are only interested in looks and don't appreciate your inner qualities like humility and a sense of humour. You should tell these very shallow ladies not to waste your time and send the to me but only if they are very good looking because I also don't want to waste their time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 my prophecy coming true one by one cyber proposal coming ... standby 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 I posted a few pics of roast pork in case people didn't believe how much I love roast pork and how I was willing to give it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 I am very sad she didn't say yes but in a way I am also very relieved. I was ready to convert religion and go for the snip snip operation. But snip snip a few day old baby is very different to a grown up adult. He won't remember anything but I won't forget it for the rest of my life. Also I would have to give up drinking wine and eating roast pork. But I never complained because true love is about making painful sacrifices and giving up certain live style choices and no one loves good roast pork with great crackling more than me. Wait.. i go find my home made roast-pork video and picts.. post soon... akan datang yeah? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Wait.. i go find my home made roast-pork video and picts.. post soon... akan datang yeah? Hahaha with great crackling? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Hahaha with great crackling? Crackle, pop and SNAP! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Crackle, pop and SNAP! My favourite. But its ok @chryst I will never damage your self esteem by rejecting you and choosing a dead pig over you instead. I will be strong. Not even the most delicious dead pig with SNAP, crackle and pop cooked by @Terrylmt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 My favourite. But its ok @chryst I will never damage your self esteem by rejecting you and choosing a dead pig over you instead. I will be strong. Not even the most delicious dead pig with SNAP, crackle and pop cooked by @Terrylmt. Huh? Was there ever any doubt on which to choose in the first place? LOL ... You know you want all that goodness inside ya... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Wait.. i go find my home made roast-pork video and picts.. post soon... akan datang yeah? What a below the belt dastardly move when you know how much I absolutely adore roast pork. Well actually to be precise a slightly above the belt dastardly move. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 What a below the belt dastardly move when you know how much I absolutely adore roast pork. Well actually to be precise a slightly above the belt dastardly move. I aim to please... Ask, and you WILL receive... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 I aim to please... Ask, and you WILL receive... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrylmt Supercharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Found it... the first of many.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chryst Twincharged November 19, 2017 Share November 19, 2017 Can I just say that roast pork is on my very short list of things I do not eat.... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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