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Define the auntie- or uncle-ness in you.

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  1. 1. How uncle or auntie are you for the score?

    • 120 to 150 points
      3
    • 80 to 115 points
      2
    • 35 to 75 points
      8
    • 0 to 30 points
      4

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DACH

DACH

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Saw this quiz in ST today. 

Maybe you can define how uncle or auntie are you nowadays.  [laugh]

Have fun in this lazy Sunday.

 

Q1. What do you ask your younger relatives during Chinese New Year, Hari Raya or Deepavali?

A. Why aren't you married yet? have you put on weight? How much you are earning? In one breath. 

B. How are you?

C. Can you get me a drink?

 

Q2. There is a special item in Daiso that you want to get your hands on. You

A. Already know which outlet stocks it, thanks to the Facebook group you are in, and have signed up for a group buy.

B. Queue at the nearest outlet for 30 minutes before you buy.

C. Know Dior, but what's Daiso?

 

Q3. Where can you buy the freshest fish?

A. The seller you have been buying from for years.

B. Your helper does the marketing, you do the inspecting.

C. Frozen is fine.

 

Q4. You are on the bus and people are tripping over your trolley pf shopping. What do you do?

A. Fish out a cable tie from your purse, secure your trolley to a pole and snooze in peace until your stop.

B. Glare at anyone who dares to make eye contact and click your tongue back at anyone who "tsks" you.

C. You can't remember the last time you took public transport.

 

Q5. It is a super hot day. What do you drink?

A. Your regular hot drink such as teh-o.

B. Beer with ice cubes.

C. Perrier.

 

Q6. You don't order avocado toast in a cafe because 

A. Why pay for something that you can easily make yourself?

B. Nothing beats kaya toast.

C. Carbs are evil.

 

Q7. Your favourite form of exercise is

A. Zumba

B. Yoga

C. Spin class

 

Q8. The best thing about the National Day Parade is

A. The awesome goodie bag.

B. The fact that it's free.

C. The aerial fly-past.

 

Q9. An advertised $2 discount does not appear on your bill after your meal. You

A. Kick up a fuss and later badmouth the eatery to everyone you know.

B. Kick up a fuss until you get the discount.

C. Forget about it.

 

Q10. You see a long line. What do you do?

A. Join first, ask questions later.

B. Try to find out what it's for.

C. Walk on by.

 

Q11. Your kitchen is

A. Filled with containers of every shape and size, with some still in their original packaging.

B. Packed with enough canned and dried goods to see you through any apocalypse.

C. Strictly for show only. 

 

Q12. What item do you always carry with you?

A. Wet wipes.

B. Tissue paper.

C. Blotting paper.

 

Q13. What trigger word within earshot is most likely to grab your attention when you are out and about minding your own business?

A. Affair

B. Accident

C. Alfa Romeo

 

Q14. Which sentence do you agree with most?

A. Nagging is caring.

B. Nagging is sometimes necessary.

C. Nagging is wearying.

 

Q15. When you hear about nose-to-tail dining, you think 

A. Please, we have been eating fish head curry and oxtail stew for donkey years.

B. Overpriced Western food.

C. What a fascinating culinary concept. 

 

An A answer scores 10 points, B answer scores 5 points, C answer scores 0 points.

Not applicable answers just give 0 points.

 
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
 
How the scores define you?
 
120 to 150 points
You are a card carrying, point-earning member of the auntie and uncle club and proud of it. You can be fierce and unyielding, but you can also always be counted upon to say what's what. Nobody messes with you.  [jawdrop]
 
80 to 115 points
You have definite auntie and uncle tendencies and are happy to embrace them. You can easily level up with little effort - see some A answers for some useful tips.  :XD:
 
35 to 75 points
You have your auntie and uncle moments but have, perhaps deliberately, kept some of your impulses in check. If your response is just a shrug, then maybe that just isn't your scene. [cool] 
 
0 to 30 points
You are an un-tie or non-cle. You could possibly be a laidback tai-tai or towkay, but that can be confirmed with another quiz.
(Meaning to say, high SES or not). [laugh]  
 
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kdash

kdash

Supersonic

although i have some doubts on some of the queries in terms of whether answer A is the most suitable for uncle/aunty, i am definitely not an uncle

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Wt_know

Wt_know

Supersonic
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what-the-fish .... i am cancelling my order now ... muahahaha

one also said ... go get a porky for the mid life crisis cure ... lol

 

The moment I started buying gold Rolex, I knew I have reached....

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inlinesix

inlinesix

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what-the-fish .... i am cancelling my order now ... muahahaha

one also said ... go get a porky for the mid life crisis cure ... lol

 

 

Which 1 you order:

A. Yellow Gold

B. Rose Gold

C. White Gold

 

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kdash

kdash

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I am not a uncle. Period.

dont deceive yourself already... :XD:

who drinks beer with ice cubes?

Do even uncles do that?

my wife [lipsrsealed]
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Lala81

Lala81

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dont deceive yourself already... :XD:

my wife [lipsrsealed]

 

overseas in europe, beer can be warm. But i don't think they add ice cubes when it's summer  [laugh]

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Lala81

Lala81

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You drink warm beer in Europe?? Kenna sabo?

 

It can be found in UK pubs. I've met a Brit on a cruise who told me about it. I think my friends also said the same thing.

 

It seems it's not warm warm but it's not ice cold.

 

https://www.quora.com/Do-people-in-Britain-really-enjoy-warm-beer

 

https://www.tripsavvy.com/ordering-a-beer-in-a-pub-1662119

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Lala81

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Ale ? Maybe not freezing cold but shouldn't be warm.

 

cellar temp. probably 15 deg?

 

haha to me, ale also beer.

 

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Lala81

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It's like people saying red wine should be served room temperature, but not Singapore room temperature hor. Their room temperature is lower than 20C. Our room temperature is 28-30C.

 

I've never been served warm beer in UK or Europe. I go lunch with AMTK at their pubs, every day they drink beer, working days.

 

haha ok. 

I was just sitting at a table with a Brit in Halong bay, then he was telling me about the "warm" beer. Think we were drinking tiger or heineken or what.

 

Then my friends in UK also mentioned something similar.

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Jamesc

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It can be found in UK pubs. I've met a Brit on a cruise who told me about it. I think my friends also said the same thing.

 

It seems it's not warm warm but it's not ice cold.

 

https://www.quora.com/Do-people-in-Britain-really-enjoy-warm-beer

 

https://www.tripsavvy.com/ordering-a-beer-in-a-pub-1662119

 

its true.

 

I am not sure for Europe but in England

 

they drink their beer warm and eat their pork pies cold

 

You can see in the pic the congeal gelatin.

 

An Australian only drinks cold beer and eat warm pies and

 

find warm beer and cold pies disgusting and that's how

 

they know they are upside down in UK.

 

:D

 

pork-pieDemo.jpg

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