Could 100 of us take on a gorilla?
Could 100 of us take on a Gorilla?
This is what the internet should be about: Debating trivial hypotheticals instead of spewing hateful content.
Yes, we are a little late to the trend. But still, this one's still worth talking about we think. So, obviously, no use of weapons or armour, and no use of erm, more unconventional methods like this guy is suggesting…
But could 100 examples of you take on a gorilla?
Wikipedia informs us that a gorilla can typically reach a height of up to 1.8 metres and weigh up to 270kg - which is quite a bit of muscle to contend with. And there's other things to consider, like the fact that they can deliver a bite force of 1,300PSI - apparently nearly double that of a lion.
Clearly, the prospects for the first few thrown into the maw aren’t rosy. But what are your chances if, say for example, you're number 32? Or 86? Or what about if it's 100 MMA fighters against a gorilla?
It looks like people on the net are pretty divided on exactly which side will win, or how many people are actually needed to take down one gorilla:
We like this video in particular, which is chock-a-block full of internet memes all in one short video:
We like this automotive one in particular…
Teslas are no longer the hot stuff they used to be. Obviously.
So, what do you think? And how many examples of you will be needed to take on one gorilla? Is the dress gold/white or blue/black? Or maybe closer to hand, is it easier to take on one silverback or another afternoon in the office?
R.I.P Harambe.
~ Clarence
Image courtesy of Wikipedia.
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