XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 Incident happened in a MSCP somewhere in our tiny red dot. Stranger : Ehlo boss, you washing your own car ah? XLR8 : (Duh, why are you asking the obvious?) Yes, can I help you? Stranger : Boss, I do mobile car grooming. XLR8 : Sorry but my car does not need any grooming and I DIY. Stranger : (touches the car) *whispers* Hmmm, your car surface quite good...So boss, what product you using? XLR8 : FK and duragloss mostly. Stranger : *whispers* FK...*mumbles*...Eh, that one lousy la boss, I using Otoglym, much better than the one you using. I can make old car paint shine like new! XLR8 : Well, its quite the obvious cos Otoglym contains petroleum distilates and too much isnt very good for car paint... Stranger : Huh? Petrol what?? Oh no la, not always use la, sometimes only so not affect the car paint. XLR8 : (catch no ball) Stranger : Btw you got friend can intro me lah. I charge between $110-$160. XLR8 : Oh ok, so you agent from Otoglym ya? Stranger : No lah, I ownself do one. XLR8 : XLR8 : So you do defect removal and all? Stranger : Ya, I can do that also. XLR8 : You alone ah? Stranger : I got workers with me! They are somewhere in the carpark doing other car. Btw I am full time, many years in this business. Everyday got cars to do one. Freelancers all not as good as my works. XLR8 : (I don't remember seeing anyone) So you using rotary or dual action mostly? Stranger : Har? What rotary and dual what what?? XLR8 : ........ Machine lah... Stranger : Alamak, say machine la! No boss, I use only hand. XLR8 : So you use hand to remove defects? Stranger : Yes boss! Better than machine! No scratches. XLR8 : So how many RPM your hand can polish? Stranger : What, what?? Eh boss, you very deep lah. XLR8 : Nevermind, anyways what are your detailing steps? Stranger : I use rubbing compound, polish, clay, wax and last step sealant. XLR8 : So you polish before you clay and apply sealant after the wax??? Stranger : Yes, not many people know the secret to proper detaling steps. I teach you, you keep to yourself. Stranger : So boss, if you got friends please introduce me ok? XLR8 : ZZZzzzzzzzz......... Thanks for reading...dedicated to bogus detailers out there esp. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qpik Supercharged January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 tks for the 'warnings' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha78 6th Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 Wah, this is damn funny man. Lucky he never tell you he use his butt do the Shakira 2000rpm shake to polish the car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupsoup Neutral Newbie January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 hahha he pro har...... can him .. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Author Share January 14, 2008 LOL....Well, these are one of those phonies that go to carrefour buy a bottle of $9.99 car wax and automatically becomes a professional car groomer. Thus thinking that they can start conning people to earn a fast buck. My maid also can do that. Zzzzzz.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Author Share January 14, 2008 Welcome bro, we care we share. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshok 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 the guy picked on the wrong guy man.. hahahaha.. cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddriver 4th Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 Collin.. he really approach the wrong person.. but is it really otoglym or autoglym?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Author Share January 14, 2008 ...Think I saw him caught a bait at a different level of the mscp on my way home. A late 40s uncle I think. Talk until the hands waving up and down... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Author Share January 14, 2008 Aut*glym la...I just change the name to Otoglym to play safe...nowdays ppl sue here sue there mah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddriver 4th Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 (edited) ok.. Edited January 14, 2008 by Maddriver Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight_skoda Neutral Newbie January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 [reply] Thanks for reading...dedicated to bogus detailers out there esp. Ha ha ... thanks for the great joke... brightens up my day. Professional Detailer indeed ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Author Share January 14, 2008 Welcom bro. Sealant can top over carnuaba! Bestest formula! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixat 1st Gear January 14, 2008 Share January 14, 2008 I got "detailers" whom park themselve at the washing bay of my MCSP and set up shop there. Chairs, buckets, etc. No residents dare to go wash their cars when they are around, afraid of getting bugged. And worst case is if reject them, they not happy donno will do what to our cars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltagious Neutral Newbie January 15, 2008 Share January 15, 2008 Stranger : (touches the car) *whispers* Hmmm, your car surface quite good...So boss, what product you using?XLR8 : FK and duragloss mostly. i know why u not amused How can he say dat ur car surface is only quite good?? dats a gross understatement bro Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennisk Clutched January 15, 2008 Share January 15, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 1st Gear January 16, 2008 Author Share January 16, 2008 LOL..tks bro Mag. Well, "quite good" hoping that I will engage his "services" to make it lagi GOODER! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoonz 4th Gear January 16, 2008 Share January 16, 2008 Trying to pull a fast one... You him with all those detailing lingo... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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