Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Just to kick start your "Monday Blues" with "Deception Is The Name Of The Game....." A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned' .... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Ouch! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoonz 4th Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Morning unker...Got monday blues ah? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 what type of blues har Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoonz 4th Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Monday lack of minah's love blues... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_pee Neutral Newbie April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 pick u the courage and talk 2 her lor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoonz 4th Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 I'll just appreciate her from afar... Better this way... Got inspiration to come to work mah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_pee Neutral Newbie April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Jackie Chan went to a pub in States, he met Steven Spielberg, Steven punched Jackie right in his face He asked, Why did u punch me? Steven said, That was for Pearl Habour, Jackie : Im not Japanese! Steven : Chinese Japanese all the same to me. Next day, they both met again at the same pub, this time, Jackie punched Steven. Steven: What was that for?! Jackie: That was for Titanic Steven : That wasnt me! It was the IceBerg Jackie : IceBerg, CarlsBerg, SpielBerg all the same to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoonz 4th Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 She was given 2 chances so tuff... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic April 14, 2008 Author Share April 14, 2008 Morning unker...Got monday blues ah? Sure..... Every monday, wakes up and look at the calender and ........ , one whole week to past by....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic April 14, 2008 Author Share April 14, 2008 pick u the courage and talk 2 her lor Talk also no use, Typhoonz brother lost his balls..... , as he had stated in other threads after so much ideals given to him..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 soon...soon u no inspiration to work liao... got to find new minah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic April 14, 2008 Author Share April 14, 2008 IceBerg, CarlsBerg, SpielBerg all the same to me -- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 hmm...u stolen his balls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_pee Neutral Newbie April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mivec9 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 that is one of the best jokes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mivec9 1st Gear April 14, 2008 Share April 14, 2008 Monday lack of minah's love blues... whose Minah? NKPS neighbour again? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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