Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic November 20, 2008 Share November 20, 2008 (edited) Joke on 3 Jews In China 3 friends name Oscar, Weil and Benjamin are Jews. It was their first visit to China and they were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai. Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China?" I don't know," Oscar replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied. So he went into the kitchen to ask then he returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Benjie asked. "I will check again, sir" the waiter replied And went back into the kitchen again. While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. Sir to tell you the truth, we have: Orange Jews, Apple Jews, Tomato Jews Watermelon Jews and Carrot Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea. Edited November 20, 2008 by Picnic06 ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snowbell Neutral Newbie November 20, 2008 Share November 20, 2008 Hahahaha I was trying to guess it was 'juice'. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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