How to identify women driver...

[Hamburger]

wif all due respect to them, its not abt mocking them but a realistic observation of how they drive. mi start of wif 2....

 

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there

[Watwheels]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

[Waime]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. Signal light still on after filtering.

[Ev0lutionz]

Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

[Hamburger]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. Signal light still on after filtering.

5. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

Edited March 11, 2009 by Hamburger

[Ev0lutionz]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

[Hamburger]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

[Chevycavy]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

 

[Sunlight]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Thefear]

 

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Ldlian987]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Les548]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Pmet]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don’t admit it when they are in the wrong

10. At night drive without realising they never on headlights n the car interior is so dark.(personally encounter 2 such women)

11. On the expressway come to a stop on lane 1 or 2, cos want to do last min exit but dont know how to change lane properly, then afterwards complain nobody give way to her even when she on left signal.

12. Take forever to change lane.

13. Filter into a faster lane dangerously close and not picking up speed to match traffic (seemingly not aware of their asses) - eg. woman on lane 2 @ 70km/hr filters into lane 1 @ 90km/hr when car on lane 1 is less than 5m behind, maintaining speed at 70km/hr cos she thinks behind no car

14. They like to rub their chest against the steering.

Edited March 12, 2009 by Pmet

[Deathism]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don’t admit it when they are in the wrong

10. At night drive without realising they never on headlights n the car interior is so dark.(personally encounter 2 such women)

11. On the expressway come to a stop on lane 1 or 2, cos want to do last min exit but dont know how to change lane properly, then afterwards complain nobody give way to her even when she on left signal.

12. Take forever to change lane.

13. Filter into a faster lane dangerously close and not picking up speed to match traffic (seemingly not aware of their asses)

14. They like to rub their chest against the steering.

15. Signal left but filter right with right side mirror folded (personal experience, almost resulting in collision yet woman unapologetic)

Edited March 12, 2009 by Deathism

[Lab4games]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

Edited March 12, 2009 by Lab4games

[Macrosszero]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Sotongcat]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don’t admit it when they are in the wrong

10. At night drive without realising they never on headlights n the car interior is so dark.(personally encounter 2 such women)

11. On the expressway come to a stop on lane 1 or 2, cos want to do last min exit but dont know how to change lane properly, then afterwards complain nobody give way to her even when she on left signal.

12. Take forever to change lane.

13. Filter into a faster lane dangerously close and not picking up speed to match traffic (seemingly not aware of their asses)

14. They like to rub their chest against the steering.

15. Signal left but filter right with right side mirror folded (personal experience, almost resulting in collision yet woman unapologetic)

16. go online to their blog, flowerpod and other forums to bitch about how nasty male drivers are and find all their girlfriends to disagree with all the points Above and Below.

17. step on brakes for no apparent reason. If there is a car far in front, and the car steps on brake, they will also step on the brakes even if the distance is really far away.

18. From the rear, you can't see the tops of their head above the headrest, only the hair on the sides of the headrest

19. Can't keep to their lane properly, especially in bends

20. Drives dented cars bearing the scars of parking lot booboos

21. Filtering from slip to main road, even with main road having ZERO traffic, will stop for 1 zillion seconds to check anyway. If can cook phone porridge with girlfriends while doing nails simultineously, can't they check at the same time when they slowed down at the entry point? Wasting petrol from start stop for all the unfortunate souls behind her butt.

22. Long line of cars in waiting for turning from main to small road, with those green arrow that quickly blink kind. If she is the 1st car, she will take 2 zillion secs to her rub nipples on the steering wheel 1st (sitting near the steering), then move off. Or if not will move off in a snail pace, ENSURING the blinking is on 1st so that the long line of people behind her is at a "safety distance", since all won't have a chance to filter liao.

Edited March 12, 2009 by Sotongcat

[Quantum]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don