Darth_mel 1st Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 This old joke is courtesy of talkinc0ck.com. Never expect this to be a reality today. One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN ! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: L** J*** ! Judge: ?????????!!!! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodCar 4th Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 HaHaHahaHa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedsun Clutched September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 Good one!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josho 1st Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 Nice one.. haa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drive_carcar Clutched September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 I ah lians! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konken Clutched September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 wah L**, peng san liao.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo 2nd Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 hahahahhah nice nice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepyman Clutched September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 lol.... really boomz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF 4th Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 You're good man!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Hypersonic September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 my whole family laughed......u e man,bro . Btw, i skipped e human anatomy while i told them e joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoots 3rd Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 BOOMZ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locknload 5th Gear September 29, 2009 Share September 29, 2009 Another variation is about watches, where ah lian replies "lolex" ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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