Ticklish8 3rd Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY! But it's funny! A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a f--k. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed ... subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen coz someone will want to test it out to see if it really works...lol This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......1942 cal IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 can ask questions? quite a few don't understand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 watch porno how many calorie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 watch porno how many calorie? Depends if u got DIY or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M16a210 Neutral Newbie January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 lol.. some different position missing info.. for eg. spooning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 Depends if u got DIY or not. rough DIY burn more calorie and foreskin? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 rough DIY burn more calorie and foreskin? Bro...u can try KY...can buy from waston's rough confirm more calorie more friction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastjimmy January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 it should be just titled `Sex data' instead; how to put on protection when "soft"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabbyutt Neutral Newbie January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 what's is spooning? n italian hanger? lolz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionedfish Clutched January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 this is really smlj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigershark1976 Turbocharged January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 So, if I had 2 sexual session a day with the following scenario... Having rough sex +Take off her clothes without her consent + Take off her Bra With mouth+ Put on Protection soft +Finding G spot + Holding her +Italian hanger + Fake Orgasm+ Wondering why she left pissed off +get dressed while Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....... I could burn more than 10,000 cal a day?? (5000+ cal x 2)?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 So, if I had 2 sexual session a day with the following scenario... Having rough sex +Take off her clothes without her consent + Take off her Bra With mouth+ Put on Protection soft +Finding G spot + Holding her +Italian hanger + Fake Orgasm+ Wondering why she left pissed off +get dressed while Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....... I could burn more than 10,000 cal a day?? (5000+ cal x 2)?? more like you get either a heart attack or stroke [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altivo 3rd Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 what's is spooning? n italian hanger? lolz spooning = hugging you partner from behind italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 spooning = hugging you partner from behind italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust NPNT [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLZT 6th Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 spooning = hugging you partner from behind sideways italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VellfireS 4th Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 watch porno how many calorie? If you are the actor in it.. then.. quite a lot of calorie.. [:p] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redplanet Clutched January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 LOL I love burning calories..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good-Carbuyer 1st Gear January 26, 2011 Share January 26, 2011 DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY! But it's funny! A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a f--k. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed ... subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen coz someone will want to test it out to see if it really works...lol This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......1942 cal IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH I believe you could present it better in MSExcel. Tabulated format easier for tallying the calories? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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