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DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY!

 

But it's funny!

A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a f--k. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed ... subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

Send this right after u read it, something good will happen coz someone will want to test it out to see if it really works...lol

 

This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.

 

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

 

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

 

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

 

Take off her clothes

with her consent.........................12 cal

without......................187 cal

 

Take off her Bra

With two hands..........................8 cal

With one hand.........................12 cal

With mouth.............................85 cal

 

Put on Protection

hard ........................... 6 cal

soft..........................315 cal

 

Foreplay

Looking for target...................8 cal

Finding G spot ......................92 cal

I don't F***ing care.................0 cal

 

Entry

Holding her..................12 cal

On the floor.................8 cal

 

With Different Position

Missionary..........................358 cal

Doggy...........................316 cal

69 lying...............................286 cal

69 standing.............................512 cal

Italian hanger.........................912 cal

 

Orgasm

Real................................112 cal

Faking................................315 cal

 

After "O"

Lying in Bed............................18 cal

Hop off the bed............................36 cal

Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

 

Get dressed

Quiet and calm...........................32 cal

Rushing.........................98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal

Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......1942 cal

 

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH

 

 

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So, if I had 2 sexual session a day with the following scenario...

 

Having rough sex +Take off her clothes without her consent + Take off her Bra With mouth+ Put on Protection soft +Finding G spot + Holding her +Italian hanger + Fake Orgasm+ Wondering why she left pissed off +get dressed while Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......

 

I could burn more than 10,000 cal a day?? (5000+ cal x 2)??

 

[laugh][laugh]

 

 

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So, if I had 2 sexual session a day with the following scenario...

 

Having rough sex +Take off her clothes without her consent + Take off her Bra With mouth+ Put on Protection soft +Finding G spot + Holding her +Italian hanger + Fake Orgasm+ Wondering why she left pissed off +get dressed while Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......

 

I could burn more than 10,000 cal a day?? (5000+ cal x 2)??

 

[laugh][laugh]

 

 

more like you get either a heart attack or stroke [laugh] [laugh]

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what's is spooning? n italian hanger? lolz

 

spooning = hugging you partner from behind

 

italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust

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spooning = hugging you partner from behind

 

italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust

 

 

NPNT [laugh] [laugh] :wacko:

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spooning = hugging you partner from behind sideways

 

italian hanger = your partner lying on her back while you lift up her hip and thrust

 

 

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DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY!

 

But it's funny!

A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a f--k. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed ... subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

Send this right after u read it, something good will happen coz someone will want to test it out to see if it really works...lol

 

This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.

 

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

 

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

 

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

 

Take off her clothes

with her consent.........................12 cal

without......................187 cal

 

Take off her Bra

With two hands..........................8 cal

With one hand.........................12 cal

With mouth.............................85 cal

 

Put on Protection

hard ........................... 6 cal

soft..........................315 cal

 

Foreplay

Looking for target...................8 cal

Finding G spot ......................92 cal

I don't F***ing care.................0 cal

 

Entry

Holding her..................12 cal

On the floor.................8 cal

 

With Different Position

Missionary..........................358 cal

Doggy...........................316 cal

69 lying...............................286 cal

69 standing.............................512 cal

Italian hanger.........................912 cal

 

Orgasm

Real................................112 cal

Faking................................315 cal

 

After "O"

Lying in Bed............................18 cal

Hop off the bed............................36 cal

Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

 

Get dressed

Quiet and calm...........................32 cal

Rushing.........................98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal

Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.......1942 cal

 

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH

I believe you could present it better in MSExcel. Tabulated format easier for tallying the calories?

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