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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,

and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had eggs."

 

 

Think about it, read it again.

 

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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,

and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had eggs."

 

 

Think about it, read it again.

Either I'm not logical or not male!!! [bigcry]

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this reminds me of a story long long time ago ..... (sounds familliar??)

 

anyway, at my old, old workplace, i was told that there was this simple guy. one day when he was going for his lunch, another colleague asked him to ta-pow for him.

 

the colleague asked him to buy the mix-veg rice of $2 with a chicken wing.

 

when he came back, the colleague was shocked to find a big packet of white rice - all $2 worth of it, plus one chicken wing !! so ended up paying for $2 rice and $x for the chicken wing !!

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In the north pole, there was this pub where two men was drinking their whisky. They deceided to challenge each other. One said to the other, when we finish this ten bottles of whisky, whoever is unable to walk in a straight line shall go up the mountain to rape an eskimo woman and knock out a polar bear. As the night goes on, one of the men was unable to walk in a straight line hence the loser. He then proceed to go up the mountain to do the required tasks.

 

A couple of hours later, he came down from the mountain clothes tear and torn with blood all over him. He declared that he has accomphished the required tasks. Wow! the woman part was easy he said when I tried to knock her out. But Sh-t, he bear sure put up hell of a fight! [rolleyes]

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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,

and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had eggs."

 

 

Think about it, read it again.

Some people still insist PM apologised during recent GE rally?

 

THe husband among 60%+

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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,

and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had eggs."

 

 

Think about it, read it again.

 

 

this is not logical, IMO.

(more of lazy, refuse to think or ask back)

 

 

this is my logic

 

please go shopping for me

-->buy one carton of milk,

-->if they have eggs --> get 6.

 

this straigt line-going sequence is logical.

 

 

plus,

there should be some common sense involved also la.

when processing illogical demand.

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this is not logical, IMO.

(more of lazy, refuse to think or ask back)

 

 

this is my logic

 

please go shopping for me

-->buy one carton of milk,

-->if they have eggs --> get 6.

 

this straigt line-going sequence is logical.

 

 

plus,

there should be some common sense involved also la.

when processing illogical demand.

 

I agree......

 

First, if this guy is suppose to be the family man, 6 cartons of milk for the family?? and what has it gotta do with whether eggs are in the store r not?

He's confirm trying to be funny...

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I agree......

 

First, if this guy is suppose to be the family man, 6 cartons of milk for the family?? and what has it gotta do with whether eggs are in the store r not?

He's confirm trying to be funny...

But he is a FT in the IT industry..

 

Sub common sense=0

Milk=1

If egg>=1 then Milk=6

 

*Sub Common sense =1

*Milk=1

*if egg>=1 then egg=6

 

 

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But he is a FT in the IT industry..

 

Sub common sense=0

Milk=1

If egg>=1 then Milk=6

 

*Sub Common sense =1

*Milk=1

*if egg>=1 then egg=6

 

So wat happen during *sub common sense = 1 when there are 4eggs? [:p]

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