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First time came across the mentioning of this Act in the thread XXX good buddy CEO saw not stepping down...WTF & link: http://www.mycarforum.com/index.php?showtopic=2672570 mentioned by MCF bro Duckduck in post #02.

 

In actual fact, we strongly suspect that this Act, which has no equivalence elsewhere in the entire planet & throughout 9 galaxies, has been in existence for quite a while but just that not much was mentioned officially.

 

By definition & in all practical purposes, this is the single most powderful Act ever created and the Terrorism Act actually pales in comparison. In this Act, all mistakes minor and major will be classified as honest mistakes (hence giving it the name Honest Mistake Act or HMA) & the person or party making them will be forgiven without any reprimands nor penalties imposed. Not even a slap on the wrist-type of warnings will be issued.

 

It's origin could be traced to the S$388m wrongly paid out to a local telco years back and the man himself called this an honest mistake then and urged all to move along.

 

That we believe led to the creation of HMA henceforth.

 

In recent years, the HMA seemed to have been invoked many times succesfully and likely to be enhanced even further in years to come.

 

The latest train disruption fiasco is another prime example that this HMA will be used again so at the end of the day all will be forgiven and life goes on...

 

Ho ho ho, merry Xmas everyone!!!!

 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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First time came across the mentioning of this Act in the thread XXX good buddy CEO saw not stepping down...WTF & link: http://www.mycarforum.com/index.php?showtopic=2672570 mentioned by MCF bro Duckduck in post #02.

 

In actual fact, we strongly suspect that this Act, which has no equivalence elsewhere in the entire planet & throughout 9 galaxies, has been in existence for quite a while but just that not much was mentioned officially.

 

By definition & in all practical purposes, this is the single most powderful Act ever created and the Terrorism Act actually pales in comparison. In this Act, all mistakes minor and major will be classified as honest mistakes (hence giving it the name Honest Mistake Act or HMA) & the person or party making them will be forgiven without any reprimands nor penalties imposed. Not even a slap on the wrist-type of warnings will be issued.

 

It's origin could be traced to the S$388m wrongly paid out to a local telco years back and the man himself called this an honest mistake then and urged all to move along.

 

That we believe led to the creation of HMA henceforth.

 

In recent years, the HMA seemed to have been invoked many times succesfully and likely to be enhanced even further in years to come.

 

The latest train disruption fiasco is another prime example that this HMA will be used again so at the end of the day all will be forgiven and life goes on...

 

Ho ho ho, merry Xmas everyone!!!!

 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Ching eh, geh eh?? (true or not?)

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Make no mistake about this: A Dynasty built solidly on the priciple of Honest Mistakes...................

 

Its already a 'honest mistake', why make so much noise .... :ph34r:[:p]

 

Just wonder, which mistake is not honest if the one making it did not come forward to admit. So just come forward and it will be an honest mistake ..... [:)]

 

Har................. just found it, its a 20 years cycle things, down from 50 years cycle ..... [sly]

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Its already a 'honest mistake', why make so much noise .... :ph34r:[:p]

 

Just wonder, which mistake is not honest if the one making it did not come forward to admit. So just come forward and it will be an honest mistake ..... [:)]

 

Har................. just found it, its a 20 years cycle things, down from 50 years cycle ..... [sly]

20 yrs or 50 yrs cycle also must depend on the type of honest mistakes ....... dun be surprised if another mistake turn out to be a 5 yr cycle [laugh]

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First time came across the mentioning of this Act in the thread XXX good buddy CEO saw not stepping down...WTF & link: http://www.mycarforum.com/index.php?showtopic=2672570 mentioned by MCF bro Duckduck in post #02.

 

In actual fact, we strongly suspect that this Act, which has no equivalence elsewhere in the entire planet & throughout 9 galaxies, has been in existence for quite a while but just that not much was mentioned officially.

 

By definition & in all practical purposes, this is the single most powderful Act ever created and the Terrorism Act actually pales in comparison. In this Act, all mistakes minor and major will be classified as honest mistakes (hence giving it the name Honest Mistake Act or HMA) & the person or party making them will be forgiven without any reprimands nor penalties imposed. Not even a slap on the wrist-type of warnings will be issued.

 

It's origin could be traced to the S$388m wrongly paid out to a local telco years back and the man himself called this an honest mistake then and urged all to move along.

 

That we believe led to the creation of HMA henceforth.

 

In recent years, the HMA seemed to have been invoked many times succesfully and likely to be enhanced even further in years to come.

 

The latest train disruption fiasco is another prime example that this HMA will be used again so at the end of the day all will be forgiven and life goes on...

 

Ho ho ho, merry Xmas everyone!!!!

 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

 

It is only a matter of time...

 

Ms Saw will go the same way as that LTA CEO in the Nicholl highway collapse...

 

Of course depending on the severity of the public inquiry...

 

Some of her following henchmen...

 

will also kaput..or get the chop...

 

Since Christmas is near...

 

let her aleast celebarate with her 'old buddies'...like Ho Ho Ho..Ching ..Ching ..Ching..

 

But I guess...Santa Ho...is giving her a cold shoulder this Christmas... [laugh]

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It is only a matter of time...

 

Ms Saw will go the same way as that LTA CEO in the Nicholl highway collapse...

 

Of course depending on the severity of the public inquiry...

 

Some of her following henchmen...

 

will also kaput..or get the chop...

 

Since Christmas is near...

 

let her aleast celebarate with her 'old buddies'...like Ho Ho Ho..Ching ..Ching ..Ching..

 

But I guess...Santa Ho...is giving her a cold shoulder this Christmas... [laugh]

cold shoulder? not cold turkey meh? [laugh][laugh]

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It is only a matter of time...

 

Ms Saw will go the same way as that LTA CEO in the Nicholl highway collapse...

 

Of course depending on the severity of the public inquiry...

 

Some of her following henchmen...

 

will also kaput..or get the chop...

 

Since Christmas is near...

 

let her aleast celebarate with her 'old buddies'...like Ho Ho Ho..Ching ..Ching ..Ching..

 

But I guess...Santa Ho...is giving her a cold shoulder this Christmas... [laugh]

Lets all sing:

 

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Ching-Ching all the way...

 

Oh what fun to Ching & Phaik, ....................

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cold shoulder? not cold turkey meh? [laugh][laugh]

Sure it will be cold, for both of them.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when they both holiday together at Hokkaido, or some elite snow skii resorts............... damn cold :D

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It is only a matter of time...

 

Ms Saw will go the same way as that LTA CEO in the Nicholl highway collapse...

 

Of course depending on the severity of the public inquiry...

 

Some of her following henchmen...

 

will also kaput..or get the chop...

 

Since Christmas is near...

 

let her aleast celebarate with her 'old buddies'...like Ho Ho Ho..Ching ..Ching ..Ching..

 

But I guess...Santa Ho...is giving her a cold shoulder this Christmas... [laugh]

 

Wait some more and she will get her year end bonus ..... :blink:

 

She goes now, the bonus could go to the overtime pay of those maintenance guys working very hard at midnight shift to roll out the trains in the morning .... :ph34r:

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Wait some more and she will get her year end bonus ..... :blink:

 

She goes now, the bonus could go to the overtime pay of those maintenance guys working very hard at midnight shift to roll out the trains in the morning .... :ph34r:

 

You know about these ppl and their patterns?

 

They always don't mind paying a few millions more to ..

 

Shut a mouth...

 

retire someone who knows too much...

 

even let a few 'escape' with $$$ and don't catch back....

 

So what is even that bonus all about? :D

 

Here they never really cared about others who toil..

 

They only' take care' of their own..

 

If you know what I mean... [laugh]

 

 

 

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Its already a 'honest mistake', why make so much noise .... :ph34r:[:p]

 

Just wonder, which mistake is not honest if the one making it did not come forward to admit. So just come forward and it will be an honest mistake ..... [:)]

 

Har................. just found it, its a 20 years cycle things, down from 50 years cycle ..... [sly]

 

Way bro, your avatar sipei toa kong leh!!!! [thumbsup]

 

Bro Adrian might wana collect some royalty from you [laugh]

 

Whatever it is as mentioned, all mistakes big and small will be forgiven thanks to HMA...

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20 yrs or 50 yrs cycle also must depend on the type of honest mistakes ....... dun be surprised if another mistake turn out to be a 5 yr cycle [laugh]

 

At this rate we are going, it may even cut down to every 5 days....

 

Dun worry HMA will cover that as well!!! [laugh]

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