RadX Moderator July 15, 2012 Share July 15, 2012 ...and join!! Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much s--t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of s--t they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s--t, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the s--t you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator July 15, 2012 Share July 15, 2012 You working for Starhum ah, repeat telecast. *yawn* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator July 15, 2012 Author Share July 15, 2012 good to review and REMIND...nothing has changed since Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator July 15, 2012 Share July 15, 2012 i wish to opt in :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 i wish to opt in :D No need to opt in for your case, it's automatic, goes under the "Lau Nang" category. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 good to review and REMIND...nothing has changed since Won't change one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 S.H.I.T. I'm in that range... They can RAPE, SCREW or SHAFT me but hope that they don't POKE (People On Key Exploit list) me as I have nothing left inside to explore.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckbuild 6th Gear July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 ...and join!! Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much s--t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of s--t they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s--t, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the s--t you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) Walau! For awhile I thought the gov is serious on this man! 50 yrs of age, many are still struggling to pay off their HDB lor! Better start doing retirement planning early to all the bros out there... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 When will they get Financially Underprivileged Cashflow Knowhow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westkid 2nd Gear July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 S.H.I.T. I'm in that range... They can RAPE, SCREW or SHAFT me but hope that they don't POKE (People On Key Exploit list) me as I have nothing left inside to explore.... No worries....u are allowed to KUM(Keep Ur Maid) as accompaniment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 No worries....u are allowed to KUM(Keep Ur Maid) as accompaniment. Win Liow. [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evillusion Supersonic July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 Si which one the best form of assistance! I want to start a unit called For All Retired Key-personal (FARK)...can? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 Si which one the best form of assistance! I want to start a unit called For All Retired Key-personal (FARK)...can? When membership open for registration ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyfitms Twincharged July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 i see. No wonder the woman called in to tell LHL that someone has climbed in to rape her ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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