Natural pain killer than can lessen gun shot wound

[Firefly968]

[1fast1]

It would be a nice courtesy to translate it to English, or at least provide a brief English summary, since there are a few non-Chinese members here (me included). Thanks in advance.

[Antlau]

Imitating Stephen Chow's act in one of his comedies "007" (watching porn helps to alleviate pain from wounds), a heroin dealer, from Chang Hua City, went to Yun Lin City but kena "black on black" by his liaisons and got shot multiple times around his back area. Fearful of being caught, the drug dealer did not come to the hospital and hid in a motel instead. The police got wind of the information and immediately went to arrest him. On arrival at the motel, the police heard moaning by a man and a woman, and upon breaking into the room, realised that the drug dealer was watching porn.

 

The drug dealer told the police that watching porn helped to alleviate the pain a little when he was bored, but the pain from the wound still existed. After being arrested, the drug dealer pleaded with the police to send him to hospital first, because his ass was in great pain. The police was bemused by his actions. Some doctor said that watching porn could possibly help to alleviate the pain for a while, as the brain would be sending out endophines...

[1fast1]

Imitating Stephen Chow's act in one of his comedies "007" (watching porn helps to alleviate pain from wounds), a heroin dealer, from Chang Hua City, went to Yun Lin City but kena "black on black" by his liaisons and got shot multiple times around his back area. Fearful of being caught, the drug dealer did not come to the hospital and hid in a motel instead. The police got wind of the information and immediately went to arrest him. On arrival at the motel, the police heard moaning by a man and a woman, and upon breaking into the room, realised that the drug dealer was watching porn.

 

The drug dealer told the police that watching porn helped to alleviate the pain a little when he was bored, but the pain from the wound still existed. After being arrested, the drug dealer pleaded with the police to send him to hospital first, because his ass was in great pain. The police was bemused by his actions. Some doctor said that watching porn could possibly help to alleviate the pain for a while, as the brain would be sending out endophines...

 

Thanks! Funny story.

[Ender]

Maybe I'll get some pain killer tonite..

[Tjkbeluga]

Phew! On the first glance I thought that was kong hee.....

[Wt_know]

i think one of the rambo episode also when stallone got hurt and self fix also use sex as anesthetic