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just the tip(s), bro? ;)

 

Haha yes bro just the tip.

 

A real FS master should never be too arrogant

 

and cocky. Another tip is please be careful

 

as there are a lot of fake FS masters these

 

days. Please do not give your hard earn money

 

to them and get cheated by them. Come to me instead.

 

Pre CNY promo, 50% discount for choosing an auspicious date

 

for your wedding in 2015. Pay 50% for the date and get free auspicious

 

location planning, let me help you choose which is the best hotel

 

for you to hold your big event and I will throw in free food tasting

 

too so only the right dishes are served on your wedding night.

 

:D

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Worked as an emergency courier between Canberra and Sydney when I was studying in Australia a decade ago, delivering documents to commercial and govt offices at high speed. That was fun and really paid well (at that time) :)

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Haha yes bro just the tip.

 

A real FS master should never be too arrogant

 

and cocky. Another tip is please be careful

 

as there are a lot of fake FS masters these

 

days. Please do not give your hard earn money

 

to them and get cheated by them. Come to me instead.

 

Pre CNY promo, 50% discount for choosing an auspicious date

 

for your wedding in 2015. Pay 50% for the date and get free auspicious

 

location planning, let me help you choose which is the best hotel

 

for you to hold your big event and I will throw in free food tasting

 

too so only the right dishes are served on your wedding night.

 

:D

 

unfortunately bro, i am already married. cant take up your offer.

 

now i dont have to make any more executive decisions in life

 

thats all left to my wife :D :D :D

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unfortunately bro, i am already married. cant take up your offer.

 

now i dont have to make any more executive decisions in life

 

thats all left to my wife :D :D :D

 

Nope, you do have ONE executive decision to make and that is to decide if any reply or action you make will lead to "happy wife" or "monster wife" [laugh] You also have the last word! Imagine that! Usually its "Yes, dear".

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Being a novice monk walking bare feet for 9 days in BKK outskirt city- collecting alms and learning more about BUDDHA's teaching and Karma. Shaved bald-headed including eye-brows- An eye-opener learning experiences.

Eye Brows also must shave ... 真的吗 ... 不要骗我 ...

 

Other parts of the body, how? ...

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Hi. Asking for a friend.

 

Would you guys join a glc where. Your boss is a minister.

 

The job entails lots of reports writing and as usual. Subject to lots of red tapes and annual audit.

 

The applicant would need to fulfil a 2 years contract before a formal employment contract be presented

 

 

Thanks for advice

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Hi. Asking for a friend.

 

Would you guys join a glc where. Your boss is a minister.

 

The job entails lots of reports writing and as usual. Subject to lots of red tapes and annual audit.

 

The applicant would need to fulfil a 2 years contract before a formal employment contract be presented

 

 

Thanks for advice

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Hi. Asking for a friend.

 

Would you guys join a glc where. Your boss is a minister.

 

The job entails lots of reports writing and as usual. Subject to lots of red tapes and annual audit.

 

The applicant would need to fulfil a 2 years contract before a formal employment contract be presented

 

 

Thanks for advice

Got time to surt MCF arnot?

 

 

[grin]

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Got time to surt MCF arnot?

 

 

[grin]

 

 

don't think so 1 man show. but must serve 2 years bond that the big problem, if the boss is a devil, 1 month also can die [:p]

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don't think so 1 man show. but must serve 2 years bond that the big problem, if the boss is a devil, 1 month also can die [:p]

 

...hmmm....reminds me of this old story...

 

 

Three Doors

 

A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want."

 

The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally, he opens the third door, and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in shit.

 

"Hmmm," he says, "that looks bad, but it's better than the other two. I'll take the third door." Satan smiles and shows him in.

 

Ten minutes later Satan walks back into the room and says, "Alright, coffee break's over, everyone back on your heads!"

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Hi. Asking for a friend.

 

Would you guys join a glc where. Your boss is a minister.

 

The job entails lots of reports writing and as usual. Subject to lots of red tapes and annual audit.

 

The applicant would need to fulfil a 2 years contract before a formal employment contract be presented

 

 

Thanks for advice

 

A lot of reports mean 24/7 & no life [sweatdrop]

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A lot of reports mean 24/7 & no life [sweatdrop]

 

Think so. But the main issue is 2 years bond. Which means you fustrated. Angry pissed off you cant resign that the thing.

 

If u meet a lousy boss . 1 month can be 1 year.

 

So . Your advice is no go?

Car park attendant

Butchery assistant

Constructiin worker

Table wiper

 

Hope can retire soon.....pai mia

 

You dont bluff lar. If your 命坏then no poor people in the world😆

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Hypersonic

Work as a busboy during the 90's. It's not in a transport company, but a restaurant.

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