A Chinese robbery story

[Viceroymenthol]

 

A Chinese story.......

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This is the English

Translation:-

There was this bank robbery in Guangzhou, the robber

shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs

to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind

Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of

thinking".

A lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:

"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is

called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to

do!"

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the

older robber (only of primary school education), "Big bro, let's count how much

we got". The older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money,

how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the

bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more

important than paper qualifications!"

After the robbers left, the bank

manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.

Before

the supervisor made the call, the bank manager said, "Wait, wait wait, let's

include the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

 

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable

situation to your advantage!"

The supervisor said, "It will be good if there

is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom -->

Happiness is most important."

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million

RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but

they could only count 20 million RMB.

The robbers were very angry and

complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager

took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be

educated to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as

gold !"

After watching the TV news, the.bank manager scolded the supervisor,

"Bloody hell, you are damn daring huh!"

The bank supervisor was smiling and

happy because his loss in the SINOPEC shares was then covered by this robbery.

 

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take

risks!"

End of translation

[Thaiyotakamli]

Nicely said, thx for sharing bro

[Porker]

Nice one

[Gitanic]

adult world is too complicated 4 me

 

i am going to get retired

[Jamesc]

The robbers got 20 mil.

 

The bank staff got 80 mil.

 

The real winners are the bank owners especially in USA.

 

They got billions!

 

The best way to rob a bank is to own it.

 

[Jamesc]

adult world is too complicated 4 me

 

i am going to get retired

I also think the adult world is too complicated

 

so I try to learn by reading adult magazines,

 

actually more like just looking at the pictures.

 

But don't waste your time at the library,

 

the adult book section is no way as good

 

as the adult book shop I went to in Australia.

 

[Spurman]

Lol.....

One story with so many lessons

[Scion]

i think the best part is "钱是国家的，命是自己的!"

[Atrecord]

This type of lesson can be published in Harvard Business Review or not?

[Whtmw]

The best way to rob is to own a bank

[Member69]

this can consider as one of the best classic chinese lessons.

[Mustank]

Best post of the day!!!!!