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The Legal System

 

 

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece;

but the custody of their children posed a problem.

 

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

 

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

 

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?" :huh:

 

 

 

 

DON'T LAUGH................ HE WON!!!!! -_-

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Difference between movie and real life

 

 

Different types of people in the hawker centre

 

Who says we have no talent? :)

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Both types belong to Mass Destruction Group

 

my goodness. how do you even begin to clean that mess (the one with the paint!)

*faintz*

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my goodness. how do you even begin to clean that mess (the one with the paint!)

*faintz*

 

I still remember when my kid was about 2-3years old........

 

when I close my room toilet door to shit.....behind the door was all drawings with crayons and colour pencils..... [knife][knife]

I spend my whole weekend cleaning up the door.....

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I still remember when my kid was about 2-3years old........

 

when I close my room toilet door to shit.....behind the door was all drawings with crayons and colour pencils..... [knife][knife]

I spend my whole weekend cleaning up the door.....

 

Change Door ... So Easy ... [laugh]

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Ramasamy is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.

 

His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside..all grieving...

 

"So", he says to them:

 

"Lingam, I want you to take the houses in steven road .."

 

"Saraswathy, take the apartments over in Bukit timah estate..."

 

"Jega, I want you to take the offices over in CBD Central...."

 

"Lulumali, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in tekka"..

 

The nurse is just so amazed and envy by all this, and as Ramasamy passes away, she says, "Mrs. Lulumali, your husband must have been such a hardworking and rich man to have accumulated all these wealth..for all of you...

...........

 

Lulumali replies, "we send newspaper one la!.. ayoyo"

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Ramasamy is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.

 

His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside..all grieving...

 

"So", he says to them:

 

"Lingam, I want you to take the houses in steven road .."

 

"Saraswathy, take the apartments over in Bukit timah estate..."

 

"Jega, I want you to take the offices over in CBD Central...."

 

"Lulumali, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in tekka"..

 

The nurse is just so amazed and envy by all this, and as Ramasamy passes away, she says, "Mrs. Lulumali, your husband must have been such a hardworking and rich man to have accumulated all these wealth..for all of you...

...........

 

Lulumali replies, "we send newspaper one la!.. ayoyo"

 

 

posted in this same page...hahaha

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