Evillusion Supersonic August 19, 2014 Share August 19, 2014 i will literally kill the b**tard who does that to my car~! clean inside out......hahaha! Waiting for someone to post picture of baiya washing the internal of an engine with those soap. That will be priceless! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vega Turbocharged August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghm-rvCSWA this is how Wing Chun comes about. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 24, 2014 Share August 24, 2014 Question : "Why Do Men Wear Underwear?" Answer : "As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time" Question : "Why Do Women Wear panty?" Answer : "Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 24, 2014 Share August 24, 2014 MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks - If a woman faints, we must first check her Pu_s_. Only few students who wrote 'Pulse' passed ... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 24, 2014 Share August 24, 2014 Boy : How much Calcium is there in women's Breasts? Girl : It enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up ... If your Boss says : Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex ... Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence ..... "A Pregnant Prostitute" ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffc 5th Gear August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old. Buddy, so I hear you're getting married?Yep!Do I know her?Nope!This woman, is she good looking?Not really.Is she a good cook?No, she can't cook too well.Does she have lots of money?Nope! Poor as a church mouse.Well, then, is she good in bed?I don't know.Why in the world do you want to marry her then?Because she can still drive! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F355 Turbocharged August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning ? Because they got no balls to scratch . 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Any fan of dashan here? Solid canadian guy with impeccable mandarin.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnfHDV8Gl0A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iailMSUVenA 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naimed 5th Gear August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Found an old joke in the email folder...dont know if it has been posted before. Folks who know what a VCR/VHS is will appreciate this... Jane decides to go do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. Jane: "Hey I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static." Store Clerk: "I'm sorry about that ma'am. We've been having problems with some of our tapes lately. Which title did you rent?" Jane: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'." 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 The saddest part of a Man's body is his balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death ... Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples.... It's POINTLESS! .... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Education is like hiring a prostitute..... It needs both your money and your hardwork ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Question : What Is The Similarity Between A Wife and A Chewing Gum.... Answer : Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless & shapeless later ... Question : What does a signboard outside a prostitute's house say? Answer : Married men not allowed here. Because we serve the Needy, not the Greedy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis-jack 6th Gear August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOh 5th Gear August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Husband & Wife A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: “Don’t let the animal in me come out.”Wife replies: “Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!”A Philosopher Husband said: “Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… ‘Miss’ for first year & ‘Stress’ for rest of the life.”“Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?”That was common sense leaving your body.Son: “Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!”Dad: “What role are you playing?”Son: “A Husband!”Dad: “Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!”Man outside phone booth:“Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word.”Man inside: “I am talking to my Wife”Position of a Husband is just like a split airconditioner; no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!The sweetest message:-Husband to Wife : “You should learn to embrace your mistakes.”She hugged him tightly. Don't let the small stuff make you sweat. Have a great week ahead bros 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Malaysia want to reunite with Singapore 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 (edited) "Wise Men Speak Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Because They Have To Say Something" Edited August 26, 2014 by Picnic06 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 I laughed at this commercial Never say no to Panda!: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evillusion Supersonic August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 "Wise Men Speak Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Because They Have To Say Something" then why you speaking? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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