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SuPerBoRed

SuPerBoRed

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Lucky Ah! One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path. "Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?"

 

"! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.

"Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng.

"Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said,"Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said,

"Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other,

 

"WAH! heng we didn't step on it."

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2BDriver

2BDriver

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1) If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel...

 

2) Listening to your wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.

You don’t understand it but you still accept it.


3) Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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Baal

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1) If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel...

 

2) Listening to your wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.

You don’t understand it but you still accept it.

 

3) Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time ....

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Exactly... [nod]

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1fast1

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Funny names

 

 

 

I especially like the Rollo-Koster one. :D

 

So did many, many others. Ms Rollo-Koster tried to live up to her name by giving thousands of people wild rides! [laugh]

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SuPerBoRed

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qn-: whats the difference between a teabag and man u?

 

ans-: a teabag stays in the cup longer

 

 

qn-: whats e diff between a toothpick and man u?

 

ans-: a toothpick has 2 points.

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Philipkee

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The King and Queen in Chess reveals a lot about life

 

Without the King, the Queen is nothing; yet the Queen has all the moves while the King is easily cornered.

 

The goal of the King is to topple the other King. As long as the other King stands, the game is never over.

 

If the King loses his Queen, he can still convert his pawns to be the Queen if he plays his seeds well.

 

The King and Queen start off side by side, but they rarely last through out the game side by side.

 

 

Santa and the stages of life

 

When you believe in Santa

When you don't believe in Santa

When you are Santa

When you look like Santa

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Ahgong

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MBBS Final Exam question paper:

 

Fill in the blanks - If a woman faints, we must first check her Pu_s_.

 

Only few students who wrote 'Pulse' passed ... -_--_-

 

hmm... -_- that was the first word i thought of as well.

only after i saw the Only few students who wrote 'Pulse' passed then i linked the other word in [laugh]

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