Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping. ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 Q: Why do the French eat snails?A: They don't like fast food. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school." "Great, but why the wooden leg?" "The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy." "Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?" "Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?" Sparsh: "PHD." Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!" Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery." 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenfarm Turbocharged July 12, 2016 Share July 12, 2016 Black ant and white ant got to look for new homes because of heavy downpour. They found a bed where a couple was making out. Black ant entered a one eyed snake whilst white ant entered a hei feng dong. Next day both emerged from their "shelters" cursing and swearing. Black ant complaint to white: "KNN hiar last nite I went into this long long mrt tunnel with no light and all of a sudden, earthquake like nobody's business" White ant retorted: "KNN hiar like that also you complain...last nite I entered this very dark bushy cave and just before I could take a nap, this stupid dragon came charging in!! I fight fight fight but the dragon kept cuming back" Black ant asked: "then what happened??" White ant: "Of course I won the fight lah but the bloody dragon spat on me before leaving!!" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 Q: Why didn’t the melons get married? A: Because they cantaloupe. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary." 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 Q: How do you get a blond on the roof? A: You tell her the food is on the house. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum." 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic July 12, 2016 Author Share July 12, 2016 If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie? 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle2 Hypersonic July 12, 2016 Share July 12, 2016 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle2 Hypersonic July 13, 2016 Share July 13, 2016 Have u seen this? Interesting .... Haha Just for laugh !! In Singapore, majority of us live in *HURRIEDLY DESIGNED BUILDINGS (HDB)*, constantly *UNDERGOING REMEDIAL ARCHITECTURE (URA)*. We need to *PAY AND PAY (PAP)*. Not only do we have to pay and pay, we *PAY UNTIL BROKE (PUB)*. Our roads are managed by people who *PURPOSELY WANT to DIG (PWD)*. To own a car, we need to *CUT ON ENTERTAINMENT (COE)*. Driving on our roads, we can't afford the *EXPENSIVE ROAD POLICY (ERP)*. The expressway is *CONGESTED THROUGHOUT EVERYDAY (CTE)* If you don't own a car, you need to take the *MAD RUSH TRANSPORT (MRT)*, OR take a *SLOW BUS SERVICE (SBS)* which is run by those who require us *NOT TO USE CASH (NTUC)*. Luckily, despite the frequent rail breakdowns, they have the *LET'S TRY AGAIN (LTA)* spirit. Not to worry in the end, we have *CASH PROVIDED FUNERAL (CPF)* to leave this world with dignity. This is the life of a normal *Singaporean!* Pass around and make your friends laugh! 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keanie Turbocharged July 18, 2016 Share July 18, 2016 A kampung chick once asked its mum: Ibu, why do we have only one name. All of us are called ayam. Whereas in humans everyone has a different name. Mummy hen's reply: Child, humans are given one name while alive; we are different. Even though when we are alive we are given only one name. But in death we have so many names: Ayam Goreng, Ayam Bakar, Ayam Percik, Ayam Pang-gan, Sate Ayam, Kari Ayam, Rendang Ayam, Ayam Pedas and Banyak lagi, nak. We even have English names - Kentucky, Texas, Popeye & Arnold!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic July 22, 2016 Share July 22, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/527495260644125/videos/1149586375101674/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic July 22, 2016 Share July 22, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/HKDiscuss.Ladies/videos/1218329931552801/ 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic July 22, 2016 Share July 22, 2016 LololololoL 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbon82 Moderator July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 (edited) LololololoL8th most efficient government in siphoning $$$ from national project. The report should be right lah... [laugh] Edited July 23, 2016 by Carbon82 ↡ Advertisement 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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