Sharing of Good Jokes

[Angcheek]

Being duaki can also be a problem for some.

 

But thinking aloud, why was he having an erection, and why was that teller looking at that particular part of his? Ehmmm

 

Lucky I dont need to go bank much ...... else I also kana 

[Angcheek]

[Inlinefour]

Lucky I dont need to go bank much ...... else I also kana 

 

you not humble leh buddy   

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red shirt can solve the problem bo   

[peasant]

 

Edited July 28, 2019 by peasant

[Toyota82]

[peasant]

[peasant]

[Inlinefour]

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Hippocratic oath...bo bian

[Discoburg]

Saw this while I was eating my dinner. Make me chuckle. 

 

[Ysc3]

what about this ?

 

 

Edited August 5, 2019 by Ysc3

[steveluv]

[RH1667]

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You can have your first love in pink shirt back, can intro the long hair XMM in front?

[Inlinefour]

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syt facing cam no horse run

 

milf in pink no more horse

[peasant]

 

[SGMCF328]

老王正在遛狗，突然一个杀手从草丛里窜出来......砰！砰！两枪把狗打死了。
老王大怒：“你杀我的狗干什么？”
杀手冷笑一声：“有人花500万，让我取你的狗命！”
老王看了一眼杀手，激动地握住他的手说：“你的中文老师是谁？我祝他教师节快乐！”
 

第二天，杀手再次从草丛中窜出来，抢走了老王的手机iPhone 7。
老王说：“你抢我手机干嘛？”
杀手说：“因为有人出钱1000万，要我取你的首级(手机)。”
老王激动地再次握住他的手，一时说不出话来。
 

第三天，杀手再次从草丛中窜出来，拿了桶水泼向老王。
老王说：“你泼我水害我全湿了干嘛？”
杀手说：“因为有人又出钱2000万，要看到你全尸(全湿)。”
老王傻眼地看着他，久久说不出话来。因为他知道以后再也见不到这个杀手了。
 

第四天，老王在蹲厕所，正准备要冲水时，杀手从窗户一跃而进，大喊：“停！”迅速取走老王马桶内    的“黄金”。
杀手：“有人出3000万，要你死(屎)......”
 

经过多次死里逃生后，老王决定改在晚上散步，想不到才第一晚，杀手又从草丛里跳出来，绑住他的          手脚，并用黑布蒙住他的双眼，老王这次颤抖着问，“你为何要如此待我？”
杀手哈哈大笑说：“有人出5000万，要你看不到明天的太阳！”
 

再一天老王在外面散步，一如往常，杀手还是跳出来，可是今天杀手什么都没做，反倒是跟老王边走          边聊了起来。两人聊了很多，也不知不觉往山上走去，当到达山的顶端时，杀手突然跟老王说：“我            们就聊到这吧，我要下山去领钱了。”
老王不解问杀手这次的任务是什么，杀手说：“这次的任务就是，有人花2000万要送你上山头。”

Edited August 27, 2019 by SGMCF328

[BanCoe]

This is what I saw on @Carbon82 car tyre 🤣 screaming Fork You 😖

[peasant]

[Ct3833]

2 hours ago, BanCoe said:

This is what I saw on @Carbon82 car tyre 🤣 screaming Fork You 😖

Haha really? Looks like a forking hand also .