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Horse around with chicken?

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer. But the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i, back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse, and drives forward, saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you, by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story ?

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2 hours ago, Phluvcat said:

Horse around with chicken?

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer. But the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i, back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse, and drives forward, saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you, by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story ?

KBL😁

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😂😂😂 (This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)

 

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