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well... prophecy came true~!!!

 

Chinese have already predicted the final outcome. [:p]

 

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I was in the lift with 2 men in their forties and a young woman all dressed up swee swee.

 

Ah peh:"wah, ah tan . . your dawther go where, so nice arhh?"

 

Ah tan (taxi driver) said proudly:"boh lah, go party . . eee si this year ehhh porn queen"

 

Woman shouted "Ah pah!! prom queen . . . PROM!"

 

Me:"Pfffftttt . . . . pfttthhhh. . . . " stepped out lift "HAR HAR HAR!! . . . . . . . " [:p]

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Job Interview

HR: What is your name?

Muzo: MP, sir

HR: In full, please

Muzo: Muzo Phiri

HR: Your father's name?

Muzo: MP, sir

HR: What does that mean?

Muzo: Melvin Phiri

HR: Your native place?

Muzo: MP, sir

HR: What's that?

Muzo: Muchinga Province

HR: What is your qualification?

Muzo: MP, sir

HR: (Somewhat agitated…..) What is that!!?

Muzo: Mathematics professor

HR: So why do you need a job?

Muzo: It is because of MP, sir

HR: Meaning?

Muzo: Money problems

HR: What is your personality like?

Muzo: MP, sir

HR: Huh? And what is that?

Muzo: Marvellous personality

HR: I see…... I will get back to you

Muzo: Sir, how was my MP?

HR: And what's that again?

Muzo: My performance

HR: I think you have MP

Muzo: Meaning?

HR: Mental problem

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