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Change Door ... So Easy ... [laugh]

 

So expensive loh.....hahahahaa after that she still draw on all the wall until my wife palm faced...........

 

kids are cute....if they are not your own ...trust me they are highly destructive.

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Turbocharged

 

So expensive loh.....hahahahaa after that she still draw on all the wall until my wife palm faced...........

 

kids are cute....if they are not your own ...trust me they are highly destructive.

 

My Daughter is inviting her friends over to our place for a roof top rainbow loom party this Sunday ... I think I'm going to die pretty soon ... [laugh]

 

deep pockets spotted~!

 

deh~! elbow grease == free~! [laugh]

 

Ok Ok ... Pain Paint ... Cheap Cheap ... [laugh]

 

Maybe the pictures drawn by his kids are those seen by them of their daddy & mummy during bed time... :o

 

 

[laugh][laugh]

 

Must be you kena b4 lar .... !!!

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6th Gear

 

My Daughter is inviting her friends over to our place for a roof top rainbow loom party this Sunday ... I think I'm going to die pretty soon ... [laugh]

 

Ok Ok ... Pain Paint ... Cheap Cheap ... [laugh]

 

you better watch everywhere they go....if not Chinese new year you can save on repainting liow hahahaa

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you better watch everywhere they go....if not Chinese new year you can save on repainting liow hahahaa

 

Aiya ... Paint is ok ... Don't get hurt or anything, I happy liao ...

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Supercharged

seriously?!? [laugh]

 

The Legal System

 

 

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece;

but the custody of their children posed a problem.

 

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

 

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

 

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?" :huh:

 

 

 

 

DON'T LAUGH................ HE WON!!!!! -_-

 


[laugh] ha ha ha ha ha ha... yeah... i so agree with you~! [laugh]

 

 

So expensive loh.....hahahahaa after that she still draw on all the wall until my wife palm faced...........

 

kids are cute....if they are not your own ...trust me they are highly destructive.

 

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Turbocharged

Father invented a machine ; and proudly demonstrates to son. He took a pig , put into the machine and out came sausages.

 

Son said " Dad, not impressive . You should invent a machine where you put in sausages and out comes a pig. "

 

Father said " Son. This type of machine already existed. Its your mom. I put in a sausage and out comes you."

 

 

 

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Father invented a machine ; and proudly demonstrates to son. He took a pig , put into the machine and out came sausages.

 

Son said " Dad, not impressive . You should invent a machine where you put in sausages and out comes a pig. "

 

Father said " Son. This type of machine already existed. Its your mom. I put in a sausage and out comes you."

 

 

 

 

it's just a joke

but the dad self blow himself several times

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Turbocharged

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

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Supercharged

oh dear~! [laugh]

 

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

 

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Turbocharged

What do you call a deer without eyes ?

No idea.

 

What do you call a deer without eyes and without legs ?

Still no idea.

 

What do you call a deer without eyes, legs and penis ?

Still no f**king idea.

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Supersonic

Have you heard of the movie called "Constipation"?

 

No? Well, it has not come out yet.

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Hypersonic

What do you call a deer without eyes ?

No idea.

 

What do you call a deer without eyes and without legs ?

Still no idea.

 

What do you call a deer without eyes, legs and penis ?

Still no f**king idea.

Laugh until tearings, owe you P5 for tomorrow [laugh][bigcry]

Have you heard of the movie called "Constipation"?

 

No? Well, it has not come out yet.

I laught until sai koon [laugh]:huh: Owe you another P5 tomorrow [laugh][bigcry]

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

Hahaha..............Owe you P5 for tomorrow

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5th Gear

a bit cynical, the best joke of the year

 

MOH informs public NOT to worry about Ebola

 

 

while many countries including European and the rest of Asia are shaking in their pants

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Hypersonic

a bit cynical, the best joke of the year

 

MOH informs public NOT to worry about Ebola

 

 

while many countries including European and the rest of Asia are shaking in their pants

Ebola spreadings is really no joke [sweatdrop]

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Ebola spreadings is really no joke [sweatdrop]

 

agreed that is why it is joke

 

MOH forgot about SARS, they also said nothing to worry about

 

then it happened

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a bit cynical, the best joke of the year

 

MOH informs public NOT to worry about Ebola

 

 

while many countries including European and the rest of Asia are shaking in their pants

Spokeperson must be from one of their Department.................running IMH!
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