Ahgong Supercharged August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 well, they never did learn. now different man sitting in the hot seat. Pray Brudders and Sisters. PRAY it does come to our shores~!!! agreed that is why it is joke MOH forgot about SARS, they also said nothing to worry about then it happened ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOh 5th Gear August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 (edited) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? And A FAVORITE: The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK ... ? (then it's you!) REMEMBER, A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like ..... night! Have a great weekend. Edited August 1, 2014 by DavidOh 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes." Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay". 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes." Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay". And complaint through Stomp 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holdenutessv Turbocharged August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 And complaint through Stomp Then get $50 voucher. Settle. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Then get $50 voucher. Settle. Assume that is the alimony sum haha 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrysfa Turbocharged August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 Not sure whether this video is real or prank. If true, HK has some funnybone. Only the rich can afford such carplates.if the site is to be believed. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 Not sure whether this video is real or prank. If true, HK has some funnybone. Only the rich can afford such carplates.if the site is to be believed. I can confirm the car plates are real. Seen quite a few myself 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrysfa Turbocharged August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 I can confirm the car plates are real. Seen quite a few myself hahhaaaaa, HK ho yeh wor! vegetarian and lady relative of Radx 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 hahhaaaaa, HK ho yeh wor! vegetarian and lady relative of Radx Wonder what Porker will say about No Pork. [laugh] RadX has package for women with PMS so no worries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrysfa Turbocharged August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 Wonder what Porker will say about No Pork. [laugh] RadX has package for women with PMS so no worries. I have no idea . . 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic August 2, 2014 Share August 2, 2014 I have no idea . . That's all right. I still haven't seen this one yet 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOh 5th Gear August 5, 2014 Share August 5, 2014 WORDS OF WISDOM "If you want to change the world do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..." Normally a man speaks 25,000 words a day and a woman, 30,000.But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25,000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30,000!Listening to the wife is like reading the Terms & Conditions of a website ...You don’t understand it but you still accept it. Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband ...the poor King can take only one step at a time ...Whilst the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life? ...How can you let such good training go to waste !!! All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them ...But 5 Missed Calls from the Wife ... surely does! What is Checkmate? You tell your wife “I saw a lady who looked exactly like you" and the wife asks, "WAS SHE HOT..??"You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s Checkmate! STOCK MARKET EFFECT:A Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment that has doubled''! 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic August 5, 2014 Share August 5, 2014 WORDS OF WISDOM "If you want to change the world do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..." Normally a man speaks 25,000 words a day and a woman, 30,000. But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25,000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30,000! Listening to the wife is like reading the Terms & Conditions of a website ... You don’t understand it but you still accept it. Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband ... the poor King can take only one step at a time ... Whilst the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes! Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life? ... How can you let such good training go to waste !!! All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them ... But 5 Missed Calls from the Wife ... surely does! What is Checkmate? You tell your wife “I saw a lady who looked exactly like you" and the wife asks, "WAS SHE HOT..??" You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s Checkmate! STOCK MARKET EFFECT: A Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment that has doubled''! Truly words of wisdom! [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothiewabbit Supersonic August 5, 2014 Share August 5, 2014 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toyota82 4th Gear August 6, 2014 Share August 6, 2014 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 8, 2014 Share August 8, 2014 Best interview answer 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ictruall 5th Gear August 8, 2014 Share August 8, 2014 Best interview answer like this one a lot ,......when told colleagues, all peng-san lo ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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