2BDriver Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 10653466_625009647621426_8895480012028466466_n.jpg Don't waste usable thing leh......next time you write the popular brand name down and pass me this useful product, thanks in advance ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Mr J. was a billionaire business man but till now he still single ... Why is he is still single? Here is one of his story.. On one of Wednesday night Mr. J and his friends when to clubbing , and he saw one lady caught his eye. So he decide to approach this lady. So below was his conversation with the lady ... Mr. J : Hi lady, mind can we be friend? Lady : Hi, sure we can but before that I need you to answer me honestly my questions, is that fine? Mr. J : Sure, go a head and ask me, I will do my best to answer your questions. Lady : First, can I how much is your monthly salary? Mr. J : Sorry, I do not have monthly salary.. Lady : okay, then how about did you drive? And what car did you driver? BMW? Mec? Mr. J : Sorry lady I do not drive. Lady : Hmmm... Then where did you stay? 4 room HDB? 5 room Hbd? Or Condominium? Mr. J : nope, none of those.. Lady : Seem you do not have those why should I be your friend? As you don't have monthly salary,Do not drive and does not stay in those house that I ask. ( that lady walk away from Mr. J ) Then Mr. J walk back to his friends which just chill out at one corner and ask his friends.. Why does now days lady weird leh.. as I own billionaire business man, seem I was CEO so I do not have monthly salary, then I do not drive as I have my own personal driver, worst is I own landed property not those hdb houses or condominium yet still rejected me as her friend.. Mr. JOKER Never hand out his namecard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Supersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Value Why is the USS Enterprise in Star Trek like toilet paper? Because it circles Uranus and picks up Klingons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KR81 4th Gear September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Ah Lek and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Lek and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability." Ah Lek thought for a while and this is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. The Englishman fainted! ( Even an Englishman can't construct sentences using numerics. This ability is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans! ) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 5, 2014 Share September 5, 2014 Ah Lek and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Lek and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability." Ah Lek thought for a while and this is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. The Englishman fainted! ( Even an Englishman can't construct sentences using numerics. This ability is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans! ) Only you old china man can come out with these 1 ~ 10 ~ 1 type of sentences , just after reading , I also fainted too 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 (edited) Only you old china man can come out with these 1 ~ 10 ~ 1 type of sentences , just after reading , I also fainted too 华人, 不是中国人!! Chinese, not China 有di笨七唔知mud野碌沟, 系道搞搞震 Got dumbs, dont know what green gutter, here make quakes, LOL Edited September 6, 2014 by Super7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis-jack 6th Gear September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Mr. JOKER Never hand out his namecard tats the joke part Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic September 7, 2014 Share September 7, 2014 Tomorrow is Mid-Autumn .... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 7, 2014 Share September 7, 2014 Tomorrow is Mid-Autumn .... 祝 您 们 中 秋 快 乐。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocus Turbocharged September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Tomorrow is Mid-Autumn .... Sorry I don't get the joke....heheh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Ah Lek and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Lek and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability." Ah Lek thought for a while and this is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. The Englishman fainted! ( Even an Englishman can't construct sentences using numerics. This ability is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans! ) still got eleven some more lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Sorry I don't get the joke....heheh Ha..ha..ha..... Today is Mid-Autumn Festival, that's all ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ins1dious Turbocharged September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?Son: At school.The robot slaps the son.Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.Dad: Which one?Son: Kung Fu Panda.The robot slaps the son again.Son: Ok! It was a Porno.Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!The robot slaps the Dad.Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.The robot slaps the mom... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOh 5th Gear September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 A Great Visit A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while, in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJX Turbocharged September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 (edited) Dun eat too many moon cakes k. Edited September 8, 2014 by TJX 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic September 9, 2014 Share September 9, 2014 We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes. BUT we realize too late that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged September 9, 2014 Share September 9, 2014 We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes. BUT we realize too late that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. But I like Lingerie ... 😂 ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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