Jman888 Moderator November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger statue By Will Lerner | Odd News – Tue, Nov 19, 2013 This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend. The statue, seen in daylight. (WJBK/Lenka Tuohy) Oh! Oh! And also! It has a spotlight that illuminates it during the evening. The statue, during the evening. (WJBK/Lenka Tuohy) Fox 2 wasn’t able to get the ex-wife on the horn, but did speak with Markovitz. He told them that the plan was to get even with the new boyfriend, because two had allegedly had an affair while she was still married to our favorite art patron. He also told them that it wasn’t his intention for this to be public and that it only spread after his ex-wife’s daughter posted a picture on her Twitter account. A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He's been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it. Fox 2 asked a very good question: is this legal? Their legal analyst Charlie Langton says “Unless this city has some ordinance, that prevents these kind of fingers from being illegal of some kind – no! You could have a statue, some people might call it art, I don’t know, but there’s nothing illegal about it…I know it doesn’t look good, but there’s nothing illegal about it. Get over it!” We highly recommend watching the story just so you can experience Charlie’s answer in an audiovisual manner, as well as the litany of people they interviewed who enjoyed this story as much as we did. ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 haha... win! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolicense Turbocharged November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 he the MAN. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitanic 6th Gear November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 lunatic many many. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin 4th Gear November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vega Turbocharged November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 you need to be very rich in order to do this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othello Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 he's the MAN *salute* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast1 Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 Here will kenna Women's Charter. According to AWARE, some animals are more equal than others. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 He the loser ..... Why buy a house beside ex-wife ? Every night she bring in different men and making love with windows open, he will lagi tulan ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator November 20, 2013 Author Share November 20, 2013 He the loser ..... Why buy a house beside ex-wife ? Every night she bring in different men and making love with windows open, he will lagi tulan ..... imagine the wife purpose do it in front of the open windows, probably with loud speaker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myxilplix Turbocharged November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 Why need to censor the middle finger statue.....? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator November 20, 2013 Author Share November 20, 2013 Why need to censor the middle finger statue.....? even USA also cannot allow to show the finger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 Why need to censor the middle finger statue.....? AWARE might be reading MCF also ...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 (edited) He the loser ..... Why buy a house beside ex-wife ? Every night she bring in different men and making love with windows open, he will lagi tulan ..... He is truely in love with his ex-wife to do all these " unusual " rather just to walked away saving monies to make that obscene statue in hatred emotions and move on with his new chapter of life AWARE might be reading MCF also ...... You better advise Bro Vid to get rid of his banana girl and Jman888 to remove his Ang Mo Kia before AWARE make noises with Bro Laserjet Edited November 20, 2013 by Fongmy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knoobie Supercharged November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 maybe he just bought the house to show the "art piece" but didn't stay there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 even USA also cannot allow to show the finger Your soccer fan Ah Boy furiously gesturing his small little middle finger internationally to protest his grievances Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 Your soccer fan Ah Boy furiously gesturing his small little middle finger internationally to protest his grievances AWARE might be looking into it now ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 AWARE might be looking into it now ... Tomorrow ST headlines with a name call Jman888 ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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