Ahgong Supercharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 First of all, who will donate?!? Second, would you dare to take the sperm of the donor who used this machine? [laugh] A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention? The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired. According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology. Check out a video of the machine here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7cRead more at http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#6QsrFJWX1xojEBco.99 ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwoods Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 got feeling or not ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVT Supercharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 The pipe inside got wet wet for lubrication, anot ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 The pipe inside got wet wet for lubrication, anot ? Group Buy, ask them throw in a FOC micro dryer modification? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
New_Atlantis 3rd Gear June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 look like only can do it in one position.. not easy to extract while standing leh.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tianmo Hypersonic June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 why don't they just give the job to the prostitutes???................ [laugh] 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVT Supercharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Group Buy, ask them throw in a FOC micro dryer modification? Erh.....what is the purpose of a dryer here for ?? why don't they just give the job to the prostitutes???................ [laugh] Not just any pros....but must be one who is good at BJ !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahgong Supercharged June 27, 2014 Author Share June 27, 2014 ha ha ha ha... so many questions~!! buy ticket and visit that hospital to try lah. then report back~! this machine is hilarious. kudos to the fella who thought of it. not forgetting the one who designed it, and the one who approved its proto-type. and also the one who approved its deployment for public use~!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tianmo Hypersonic June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Erh.....what is the purpose of a dryer here for ?? Not just any pros....but must be one who is good at BJ !!! the job is to get it out mah..................which ever method employed............. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrocarbon Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 this machine is hilarious. kudos to the fella who thought of it. not forgetting the one who designed it, and the one who approved its proto-type. and also the one who approved its deployment for public use~!!! They must have enjoyed testing it, so didn't think so much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahgong Supercharged June 27, 2014 Author Share June 27, 2014 They must have enjoyed testing it, so didn't think so much. can only praise you later. 12 more pax before i can praise this post. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwoods Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 The pipe inside got wet wet for lubrication, anot ? I think they inject a Syringe into your scrotum and extract the sperm from there so there is no contamination with any lubricant or gel... This is also called Sperm Tit-Lo ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahgong Supercharged June 27, 2014 Author Share June 27, 2014 I think they inject a Syringe into your scrotum and extract the sperm from there so there is no contamination with any lubricant or gel... This is also called Sperm Tit-Lo ! ouch~! from the video, doesn't look like it loh~! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast1 Supersonic June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Damn it, so many chio ATB nurses with free hands, and they had to invent this stupid machine! :angry: 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tianmo Hypersonic June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Damn it, so many chio ATB nurses with free hands, and they had to invent this stupid machine! :angry: maybe is done so that the directors can go home every night and tell the wives.............."sorry dear, had to take the lead with the new invention"............. [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Can wash or not? Y don't they invest in real dolls instead? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vega Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 see a machine how to get it up and run? the designer never think of user experience when designing this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myxilplix Turbocharged June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Looks like @Porker, @Turboflat4, @Radx etc all gonna be replaced by robots ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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