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LOL! Hard to bluff la.

 

The wardens there are regulars and they know almost every truck / lorry / delivery van that stops there to load and unload.  

 

[:p]

Don't forget nowadays law enforcement officers are equipped with body camera set in accurate date and time stamped in recording. 

Must well begging for forgiveness than busy arguing own fault. 

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It's different here - trucks and buses and cars will speed up to make sure you cannot filter in to the expressway in front of them. If they let anyone filter into the expressway in front, it means that they have a small dick, so all these people who speed up to block others must have damn big dicks.

 

Every time I see all these trailers, king kong lorrys and big wheelers keep less than half a car distance with each other on the expressways, I feel the urge to go in front of them to zham brake and see how they stop. No way other vehicles can filter in and out of that lane. :psychotic:

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Instead of say throw rubbish

Why not say I unload things?

 

Just put a cheap small trolley in the trunk. Park there then take out the trolley and push away.

Come back do the same thing. 

 

Both times no load.

 

 

[laugh]

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Just put a cheap small trolley in the trunk. Park there then take out the trolley and push away.

Come back do the same thing. 

 

Both times no load.

 

 

[laugh]

Congratulations, you've had won Hollywood Undisputed 2017 Oscar Award   :XD:

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Just put a cheap small trolley in the trunk. Park there then take out the trolley and push away.

Come back do the same thing. 

 

Both times no load.

 

 

[laugh]

no wonder NTUC spend 350 to 400,000 dollars each year to replace missing trolleys.. lol

 

[laugh]

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no wonder NTUC spend 350 to 400,000 dollars each year to replace missing trolleys.. lol

 

[laugh]

 

Alamak, not that kind trolley bro.

 

How to stuff that bugger into the trunk?  [:p]

Congratulations, you've had won Hollywood Undisputed 2017 Oscar Award   :XD:

 

Thanks bro, I accept this award.  [:p]

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Alamak, not that kind trolley bro.

 

How to stuff that bugger into the trunk?  [:p]

No need trolley lah.....  :a-noway:

Put on DHL jacket and jockey hat carrying a empty Carton box [idea]  go and return will easily fool all carpark wardens [hur] big time   [scholar]

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Alamak, not that kind trolley bro.

 

How to stuff that bugger into the trunk?  [:p]

 

Thanks bro, I accept this award.  [:p]

Let me help you to script your appreciation speech on Hollywood grand stage at below ;

我很感激我的爸爸,妈妈,老婆,孩子们,观众们,公司,导播,慕后员工 和 同事们,给我的真够力的爱戴和支持,还有。。还有。。伟大的 MCF 传播媒体人们,谢谢大家 !!!

 

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Just put a cheap small trolley in the trunk. Park there then take out the trolley and push away.

Come back do the same thing. 

 

Both times no load.

 

 

[laugh]

 

 

Good ideal... :a-good:

 

But, common understanding is that loading & unloading is for goods vehicles. (vans, pick-ups, lorries and trucks) @mustank pick-up

 

Passenger vehicles not qualify ... :a-m1524:  

 

Ever saw a Wish doing unloading at the loading & loading bay in HDB kenna summon. Driver was doing delivery of dry stuff to the coffee shop. :wacko:

 

Driver argue with 'Osman' and 'Osman' explained that the coffee shop is below the MSCP and he should use the MSCP instead. Lorries & trucks have height limitation and so loading & loading bays is for them. Driver LL :ouch-it-hurts:

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Alamak, not that kind trolley bro.

 

How to stuff that bugger into the trunk?  [:p]

 

 

Why trolley, put two clutches in the trunk.

 

Come out of vehicle, use the clutches and walk limping. Car park attendant ask, tell them temporary handicap. .. :XD:  

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Why trolley, put two clutches in the trunk.

 

Come out of vehicle, use the clutches and walk limping. Car park attendant ask, tell them temporary handicap. .. :XD:  

 

Just take out breakdown triangle and put on roof. Car breakdown. Come back just keep back. :XD:

 

 

If asked, just say car needs a "break", engine too hot, cannot climb upslope of MSCP. [grin]

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Why trolley, put two clutches in the trunk.

 

Come out of vehicle, use the clutches and walk limping. Car park attendant ask, tell them temporary handicap. .. :XD:  

Never aware MCF has grown so many 很不平帆的 movie drama directors,  tak eh jing gao kay si  !!!

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Never aware MCF has grown so many movie drama directors,  tak eh jing gao kay si  !!!

 

You mai kay kay and kay seow seow ... :omg:

 

You the Chief Director & Editor of drama king..   :grin:

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Just take out breakdown triangle and put on roof. Car breakdown. Come back just keep back. :XD:

 

 

If asked, just say car needs a "break", engine too hot, cannot climb upslope of MSCP. [grin]

Put small smoke generating machine in engine bay

Geh siao engine smoking

Put triangle sign :XD:

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Put small smoke generating machine in engine bay

Geh siao engine smoking

Put triangle sign :XD:

KNN! 

After passerby call SCDF come and spray water then your lorry will up bigger lorry transport to waterproofing expertise workshop, you will cry like a baby liao.... 

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Put small smoke generating machine in engine bay

Geh siao engine smoking

Put triangle sign :XD:

 

Wait someone call SCDF and when you return to your vehicle, all cover up with carbon dioxide powder ...  :wacko:

 

 

Own self pawn own self .. :a-bang:

 

 

:XD:   

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Put small smoke generating machine in engine bay

Geh siao engine smoking

Put triangle sign :XD:

 

Dont smart alec hor.  :a-fun:

 

 

Tell u act also no need to be so realistic hor. [smash]

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