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Sembawang Fortune God Temple Big Fire


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塞翁失马焉知非福。

during a 7th month prayer a few years back, one of my staff went to throw the ashes of the offerings in a metal trash compactor at our workplace.

as any kid would have guessed, the phoenix rised from its ashes and burnt a hole through the compactor .... and into a 40 footer containter (with goods) parked beside it !

but surprisingly, instead of losing this customer, the business got better !!

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The Sembawang God of Wealth has left the building.

:grin:

If you have financial problems

If you have relationship problem

and if you are good looking young lady

Come for a flower bath

at Jamesc Master Geomancer and Feng Shui Consultancy.

Money back guarantee if no improvement in 12 months.

Don't get taken advantage by conman and scammers. 

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Jamesc Master Geomancer and Feng Shui Consultancy

also have special healing touch massage

to activate all the chakras in the body.

Very good for young ladies for future health and vitality.

NOT suitable for men of any age.

:grin:

Guaranteed to feel the tingling sensation inside

if not one more activation massage free of charge.

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I am a feng shui master and I know exactly why this happen.

There is an in balance in their Yin Yang energy.

They can come to me for a reading and I will balance their fire energy

and I will even give them a discount as they are in same industry. 

:grin:

Don't kenna con by all these fake feng shui "experts"

They all BS one lah.

Come to me for the real deal.

So many weak minded people still kenna con by all the fortune tellers.

I call them misfortune tellers as they are all fake one lah.

 

 

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The secret about this temple is that it suffered from 

HEATINESS.

I let my good friend Jason the penis ring doctor explain.

People can mass debate about this but listen to the good doctor.

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Why is he called the penis ring doctor doctor?

What do the fireman do when they are not putting out fires

in temples that are too heaty?

They wait for the call for the stuck penis ring.

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This weekend ONLY special for people that go that temple.

FIRE SALES discount for reading at

Jamesc Master Geomancer and Feng Shui Consultancy.

:grin:

First come first serve, come to avoid disappointment.

No late comers will be entertained.

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