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[BREAKING] UFO Report from the Pentagon


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21 minutes ago, steveluv said:

Breaking news. Pentagon will release secret findings of UFO on June the 1st 2021

 

 

Fox news own by donald trumo right? 🤣

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Aliens probe people's ass the same reason why dogs smell each other's butts.

A dog one sniff can tell if the dog is healthy or not, male or female, in heat or not etc.

Our doctors are so backwards they still ask you to stick your tongue out.

What a waste of time.

If doctors are more advanced like dogs and alien they will ask you

to take your pants or skirt and stick your bum out for them to probe.

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Like the aliens do.

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Stanford scientists engineer a ‘smart toilet' that checks your health.

The smart toilet can analyze urine and stool samples for disease markers and can even recognize an individual user's "analprint".

This smart toilet recognizes your butt and analyzes poo for diseases

The experimental toilet also uses uranalysis strips to measure the urine's white blood cell count and detect levels of proteins that best determine if the user is healthy or suffering from bladder infections, cancers, diabetes or possible kidney failure.

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There will still be a classified annex in the report. So the most juicy bits will be left out for us peasants.

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