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I think we can do a consolidation thread of sgCarMart funny ads. I will start off with this one. . .

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 I dunno if he wanna sell or he doesn't wanna sell this type-r. hahaha.

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8 minutes ago, Hamburger said:

The England in the descriptions are beyond me to under the stand. 

Should have pay more attention to England language in my school days. 

I confirmed cannot under the stand the descriptions since i failed my England language in school de. Lol.

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19 minutes ago, Hamburger said:

The England in the descriptions are beyond me to under the stand. 

Should have pay more attention to England language in my school days. 

At least the driven got driving license. 

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48 minutes ago, kobayashiGT said:

I think we can do a consolidation thread of sgCarMart funny ads. I will start off with this one. . .

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 I dunno if he wanna sell or he doesn't wanna sell this type-r. hahaha.

Hmmm...his friend 500k yam5 sell oredi?...just wondering 🤪🤪🤪

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1 minute ago, Inlinefour said:

Hmmm...his friend 500k yam5 sell oredi?...just wondering 🤪🤪🤪

Confirm is his fren. hhahahahah.

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"All these never fix."

Honestly speaking it took me a while to understand the joke. Because at first I thought there is a problem that's why you need to "fix" whatever is wrong or broken. Then I came to realised what is meant is actually "install" as in all the mentioned lame accessories arent installed onto the car.

I can only imagine the person who wrote this went to a Hokkien language school or rather home schooled. 

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36 minutes ago, Hamburger said:

The England in the descriptions are beyond me to under the stand. 

Should have pay more attention to England language in my school days. 

Probably he use hokkien to english translator to place ad.?

Like your office colleauge ask.. 

U want to go eat chicken rice for lunch or what ?

 

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6 minutes ago, Watwheels said:

"All these never fix."

Honestly speaking it took me a while to understand the joke. Because at first I thought there is a problem that's why you need to "fix" whatever is wrong or broken. Then I came to realised what is meant is actually "install" as in all the mentioned lame accessories arent installed onto the car.

I can only imagine the person who wrote this went to a Hokkien language school or rather home schooled. 

Come on lah, I speak the Queen's when I choose to, but even I understood that instantly. It's just Singlish humour (albeit a rather lame attempt at it). 

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9 minutes ago, Turboflat4 said:

Come on lah, I speak the Queen's when I choose to, but even I understood that instantly. It's just Singlish humour (albeit a rather lame attempt at it). 

Which queen?

 

afrikaaannnnnn?

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1 hour ago, Turboflat4 said:

Come on lah, I speak the Queen's when I choose to, but even I understood that instantly. It's just Singlish humour (albeit a rather lame attempt at it). 

The queen's butt? 😂

Like I said it took me a while to understand what he/she is trying to say. I'm not here to show off what kinda English I use.

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I think the funnier part is that the ad has to further elaborate that the 6 speed manual comes with a clutch pedal, which disengages the clutch to change gears 😂

So now I know the real purpose of the clutch pedal, I always thought its meant to be used as a foot rest for my left foot...

 

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40 minutes ago, Lethalstrike said:

I think the funnier part is that the ad has to further elaborate that the 6 speed manual comes with a clutch pedal, which disengages the clutch to change gears 😂

So now I know the real purpose of the clutch pedal, I always thought its meant to be used as a foot rest for my left foot...

 

The 6sp manual for this car comes with a rev-match function. He's trying his best to describe it to readers.

The function allows the driver to change gears w/o stepping on the clutch pedal during acceleration or slowing but you will have step on the clutch pedal and gradually release it for 1st gear when moving off from a stop.

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