Fitvip Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 (edited) So, we now know another use of USB cables! Ouch! A 15-year-old boy was rushed to hospital after sticking a USB cable in his penis when “triggered by sexual curiosity”. The unnamed teenager received emergency surgery when the wire became lodged after he inserted it through his urethra, according to a study published in Urology Case Reports. After attempting to remove the cable himself, the boy had made matters worse, with both ends sticking out of his genitals, leading to him urinating blood. The teenager told doctors at London’s University College Hospital how the wire had gotten stuck after speaking to them with his mum outside the room. He said he had been using the USB cable to measure how long his genitals were after being "triggered by sexual curiosity." Read more: Metal detectorist claims he’s uncovered King John's 800-year-old lost treasure Surgeons successfully removed the USB cable. (Urology Case Reports) Read more: Parents campaign to save teacher suspended for calling pupils ‘chicken s***s’ The report said: “His repeated failed attempts to remove the cable shortly after its insertion resulted in gross haematuria and he presented to the Emergency Department of his local hospital. “After urological assessment, he underwent rigid cystoscopy and optical urethrotomy. “This was unsuccessful due to the proximal knotting of the cable. “A suprapubic catheter was inserted under ultrasound guidance, draining approximately 700mls of haematuric urine. “Following this, the patient was urgently referred and transferred to our department for tertiary evaluation and management.” Surgeons removed one end of the cable through an incision near his anus and the rest through his penis, the report added. The teenager was allowed to go home the next day. The catheter was removed two weeks later without any problems and doctors will continue to monitor him. The report said sexual curiosity was among the most common reasons people insert objects into their bodies, alongside mental health disorders and sexual practice after intoxication. https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrgDd1TnUZheCMAMFNLBQx.;_ylu=Y29sbwNncTEEcG9zAzEEdnRpZANDMjAxNl8xBHNlYwNzYw--/RV=2/RE=1632046548/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fuk.news.yahoo.com%2fusb-cable-penis-hospital-stuck-surgery-141354345.html/RK=2/RS=rGHi7UTbtL.QaNgThU3oKQwU_og- Edited September 19, 2021 by Fitvip ↡ Advertisement 11 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast1 Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Must have been a Micro USB for his micro-penis. The standard USB A, B and C are suitable only for insertion into your A and your CB. 😁 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic September 19, 2021 Author Share September 19, 2021 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Turboflat4 said: Must have been a Micro USB for his micro-penis. The standard USB A, B and C are suitable only for insertion into your A and your CB. 😁 Inserting a tube for medical reason will make a big man scream! Can't imagine inserting the USB cable with the connectors...😱 I really don't know how he managed to do it! In the end, He did not know the length!🤣 Edited September 19, 2021 by Fitvip 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopites Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 25 minutes ago, Turboflat4 said: Must have been a Micro USB for his micro-penis. The standard USB A, B and C are suitable only for insertion into your A and your CB. 😁 You mean micro chip his boyhood!😁 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 I always say cybers sex no good. Do it old fashion way. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBlade Internal Moderator September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 36 minutes ago, Fitvip said: So, we now know another use of USB cables! Ouch! A 15-year-old boy was rushed to hospital after sticking a USB cable in his penis when “triggered by sexual curiosity”. The unnamed teenager received emergency surgery when the wire became lodged after he inserted it through his urethra, according to a study published in Urology Case Reports. After attempting to remove the cable himself, the boy had made matters worse, with both ends sticking out of his genitals, leading to him urinating blood. The teenager told doctors at London’s University College Hospital how the wire had gotten stuck after speaking to them with his mum outside the room. He said he had been using the USB cable to measure how long his genitals were after being "triggered by sexual curiosity." Read more: Metal detectorist claims he’s uncovered King John's 800-year-old lost treasure Surgeons successfully removed the USB cable. (Urology Case Reports) Read more: Parents campaign to save teacher suspended for calling pupils ‘chicken s***s’ The report said: “His repeated failed attempts to remove the cable shortly after its insertion resulted in gross haematuria and he presented to the Emergency Department of his local hospital. “After urological assessment, he underwent rigid cystoscopy and optical urethrotomy. “This was unsuccessful due to the proximal knotting of the cable. “A suprapubic catheter was inserted under ultrasound guidance, draining approximately 700mls of haematuric urine. “Following this, the patient was urgently referred and transferred to our department for tertiary evaluation and management.” Surgeons removed one end of the cable through an incision near his anus and the rest through his penis, the report added. The teenager was allowed to go home the next day. The catheter was removed two weeks later without any problems and doctors will continue to monitor him. The report said sexual curiosity was among the most common reasons people insert objects into their bodies, alongside mental health disorders and sexual practice after intoxication. https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrgDd1TnUZheCMAMFNLBQx.;_ylu=Y29sbwNncTEEcG9zAzEEdnRpZANDMjAxNl8xBHNlYwNzYw--/RV=2/RE=1632046548/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fuk.news.yahoo.com%2fusb-cable-penis-hospital-stuck-surgery-141354345.html/RK=2/RS=rGHi7UTbtL.QaNgThU3oKQwU_og- The kids of this generation. Very clever! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic September 19, 2021 Author Share September 19, 2021 (edited) @BabyBlade All for the wrong reasons!😥 So silly. Since he wanted to measure the length, why insert? That is for depth!😐 Edited September 19, 2021 by Fitvip 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 is he trying to connect a led strip in his kkb? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic September 19, 2021 Author Share September 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jman888 said: is he trying to connect a led strip in his kkb? Hahaha! To celebrate his birdsday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolicense Turbocharged September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 maybe can download from the internet straight to penis. seems he discovered a new business sackment for prn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inlinefour Twincharged September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 maybe he just wanna charge his kuku bird lah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Inlinefour said: maybe he just wanna charge his kuku bird lah thought only above 50 yo need to charge, 15 is like Duracell bunny leh. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkl22 Twincharged September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Fitvip said: Inserting a tube for medical reason will make a big man scream! Can't imagine inserting the USB cable with the connectors...😱 I really don't know how he managed to do it! In the end, He did not know the length!🤣 You forgot AMDK? Cannot be that small. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvobrick Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Lucky for him he lives in 2021 and not 1990 - it could have been a serial port cable.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender Hypersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Which USB head went in? A, B, mini,micro or USB-C? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karoon Turbocharged September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 When i was younger mixing with bad company, there were a few who inserted ball bearings into their penis. They say it made them more desirable to the babes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonchia Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 20% power left lah. Trying to do a quick charge and doing software update. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvobrick Supersonic September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, Karoon said: When i was younger mixing with bad company, there were a few who inserted ball bearings into their penis. They say it made them more desirable to the babes. Bringing new meaning to "BB gun"! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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