Fitvip Supersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 Can find some common lingo... _Poem by Malaysian on Singapore's National Day -- which compared our two countries. Apparently it went viral..._ They have 3 K's - Kiasu, Kiasi, Kiabo We have 3 R's - Race, Religion, Royalty Their dollar is bigger, our houses are cheaper Our food is better, their food branding is better We go there to work, bargher...they come here to enjoy Our politics is sex videos, their politics is LKY's house They talk of uniting one nation, we talk of uniting one race We argue about religion, they argue about being diligent We fight over Jawi-khat, they jump & cut ahead We have the natural wealth, but why the hell are they richer? They value know-how, we worship know-WHO They shake leaders' hands, we kiss leaders' hands They go by meritocracy We cari jalan with cable-tocracy Their clean means less corrupt Our clean means more "holy" 😅 They have LKY & LHL, we have Razak & Najib Both Father and Son, but different spirit So don't complain, when MYR & SGD are 3 to 1 We wanna charge them more for water, they say nevermind, can drink toilet water We call it Batu Putih, they call it Pedra Branca They want to expand, we say no give sand (but curi-curi maybe can) We have comedy king Harith They have comedy queen Kumar Our squash queen Nicol reigned long Their swim king Schooling reigned damp Majulah Singapura is original, Negaraku was copied Both in Malay language, but they don't understand what they're singing! We had MCO, EMCO, CMCO & RMCO They had CB, CCB & KNNBCCB 😅 We both claim chicken rice, but hello, it's actually from Hainan la Our country is bigger, their country is safer They nourish city trees, we butcher city trees They promote cycling, we promote highways We have cheaper cars, they have better transport We were one country, now we're different worlds, First and Third -- By Andrew Sia, Malaysian, 9 August, 2022 ↡ Advertisement 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kklim Supercharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainanese_chicken_rice 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingenius Turbocharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 Our F16s can fly, submarines can dive. Theirs have invisible cloaks. 😄 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0y0ta Supercharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ingenius said: Our F16s can fly, submarines can dive. Theirs have invisible cloaks. 😄 They recently bought navy ships that will never get outdated.... because always in building phase 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inlinefour Twincharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 (edited) they have gatita n puiyi we have Annabelle Chong 🙊🙉🙈 Edited August 11, 2022 by Inlinefour 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustank Hypersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 PAP 万岁!!!!!! 💪 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanCoe Hypersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 They promote cycling, we promote highways..... lai lai @inlinesix fall in 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanCoe Hypersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, mikk123 said: forget to mention COE...🤣 They mfg cars (can kenna recall) ..... we mfg COE's 100% digitally accurate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inlinesix Supersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, BanCoe said: They promote cycling, we promote highways..... lai lai @inlinesix fall in They promote flying car, we promote electric car 🤪 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mersaylee Supersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Ingenius said: Our F16s can fly, submarines can dive. Theirs have invisible cloaks. 😄 Theirs are more stealth...until they also cannot find the missing parts...😁 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanCoe Hypersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 14 minutes ago, inlinesix said: They promote flying car, we promote electric car 🤪 .... dont main main..... wait they come out with kereta palm oil hor! ....... or kereta minyak🥥 kelapa 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soya Supersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 B4 we all pat ourselves on the back, not everything we better la For example, their polis more efficient. Every law violation can solve on the spot 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanmachine 6th Gear August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 49 minutes ago, BanCoe said: .... dont main main..... wait they come out with kereta palm oil hor! ....... or kereta minyak🥥 kelapa This is Bomoh Parte . . . sure Chun 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arogab Turbocharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 What a Malaysian poem.... Haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanCoe Hypersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 58 minutes ago, Soya said: B4 we all pat ourselves on the back, not everything we better la For example, their polis more efficient. Every law violation can solve on the spot thier men in blue use blue tooth connectivity , fast cash ........... settled ....... both sides hapi hapi 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soya Supersonic August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 20 minutes ago, BanCoe said: thier men in blue use blue tooth connectivity , fast cash ........... settled ....... both sides hapi hapi And dun forget, very knowledgeable crime busting techniques too. As the famous saying goes "The best person to catch a thief is another thief......." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windwaver Turbocharged August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, BanCoe said: .... dont main main..... wait they come out with kereta palm oil hor! ....... or kereta minyak🥥 kelapa 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverkris 5th Gear August 11, 2022 Share August 11, 2022 2 hours ago, inlinesix said: They promote flying car, we promote electric car 🤪 Our flying car already in progress. Supposed to be in operations 2 years from now? ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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