kobayashiGT Internal Moderator August 12, 2022 Share August 12, 2022 20 hours ago, Fitvip said: Can find some common lingo... _Poem by Malaysian on Singapore's National Day -- which compared our two countries. Apparently it went viral..._ They have 3 K's - Kiasu, Kiasi, Kiabo We have 3 R's - Race, Religion, Royalty Their dollar is bigger, our houses are cheaper Our food is better, their food branding is better We go there to work, bargher...they come here to enjoy Our politics is sex videos, their politics is LKY's house They talk of uniting one nation, we talk of uniting one race We argue about religion, they argue about being diligent We fight over Jawi-khat, they jump & cut ahead We have the natural wealth, but why the hell are they richer? They value know-how, we worship know-WHO They shake leaders' hands, we kiss leaders' hands They go by meritocracy We cari jalan with cable-tocracy Their clean means less corrupt Our clean means more "holy" 😅 They have LKY & LHL, we have Razak & Najib Both Father and Son, but different spirit So don't complain, when MYR & SGD are 3 to 1 We wanna charge them more for water, they say nevermind, can drink toilet water We call it Batu Putih, they call it Pedra Branca They want to expand, we say no give sand (but curi-curi maybe can) We have comedy king Harith They have comedy queen Kumar Our squash queen Nicol reigned long Their swim king Schooling reigned damp Majulah Singapura is original, Negaraku was copied Both in Malay language, but they don't understand what they're singing! We had MCO, EMCO, CMCO & RMCO They had CB, CCB & KNNBCCB 😅 We both claim chicken rice, but hello, it's actually from Hainan la Our country is bigger, their country is safer They nourish city trees, we butcher city trees They promote cycling, we promote highways We have cheaper cars, they have better transport We were one country, now we're different worlds, First and Third -- By Andrew Sia, Malaysian, 9 August, 2022 If he come singapore, sure can get some medal one. https://mothership.sg/2022/08/singapore-james-dyson-award/ If Mr Dyson can get, Andrew can get something too. Por us until like that. I also blush liao lah! 🥰 ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic August 12, 2022 Author Share August 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, kobayashiGT said: If he come singapore, sure can get some medal one. https://mothership.sg/2022/08/singapore-james-dyson-award/ If Mr Dyson can get, Andrew can get something too. Por us until like that. I also blush liao lah! 🥰 I don't feel he actually por leh. He was narrating some facts, like we have CB, CCB, KNNBCCB. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inlinesix Supersonic August 12, 2022 Share August 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Fitvip said: I don't feel he actually por leh. He was narrating some facts, like we have CB, CCB, KNNBCCB. MCF Standard Not Por => KNN PXP 😂 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
13177 Supersonic August 12, 2022 Share August 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Fitvip said: I don't feel he actually por leh. He was narrating some facts, like we have CB, CCB, KNNBCCB. Confirmed we have CB, CCB, KNNBCCB la, you go to petrol price thread and can see many CB, CCB, KNNBCCB there?! 🤣 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soya Supersonic August 12, 2022 Share August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Picnic06-Biante15 said: That's why every year, only their Uni can churn out 300 plus Professors Out of the 300, 295 cannot speak engrish..... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanmachine 6th Gear August 13, 2022 Share August 13, 2022 @13177 Yet many will be more than willing to pay more, So how Lian. Smelly attitude and KiaBo chia 🤑 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kb27 Supersonic August 13, 2022 Share August 13, 2022 This is called POEM ? It doesn't rhyme at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic August 14, 2022 Author Share August 14, 2022 @Kb27 Poems can go any how. Not all poems rhyme. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic August 14, 2022 Author Share August 14, 2022 Their first wife carried Birkin, ours carried Dinosaur. They have 1MDB, we have Temasek.🤣 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inlinesix Supersonic August 14, 2022 Share August 14, 2022 25 minutes ago, Fitvip said: Their first wife carried Birkin, ours carried Dinosaur. They have 1MDB, we have Temasek.🤣 Money from 1MDB goes into Najib's pocket. Are you implying something? I want to keep my pants. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ER-3682 Twincharged August 14, 2022 Share August 14, 2022 @inlinesix Najib's Elder Son coming in Soon,maybe 20 Years later ''eat'' more than his Father. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanmachine 6th Gear August 14, 2022 Share August 14, 2022 @Kb27 Rhyme and reason, Poem are written by Poet, to me . . . sounds like Poetry 😑 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mersaylee Supersonic August 14, 2022 Share August 14, 2022 2 hours ago, ER-3682 said: @inlinesix Najib's Elder Son coming in Soon,maybe 20 Years later ''eat'' more than his Father. Green out of the blue must be better than the blue...😁 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic August 14, 2022 Author Share August 14, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, inlinesix said: Edited August 14, 2022 by Fitvip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inlinesix Supersonic August 14, 2022 Share August 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Fitvip said: What made you think so?🥲 “They have 1MDB, we have Temasek.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0y0ta Supercharged August 17, 2022 Share August 17, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 11:49 AM, Fitvip said: Their first wife carried Birkin, ours carried Dinosaur. They have 1MDB, we have Temasek.🤣 Please don't get POFMA ah 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitvip Supersonic August 17, 2022 Author Share August 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, t0y0ta said: Please don't get POFMA ah Why POFMA?😇 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vidz 6th Gear August 24, 2022 Share August 24, 2022 eh poetry.... they have planes that cannot fly, submarine that cannot dive and ships that cannot find... we have COE that is sky high and inflation that is very CB. they have cute sweetie pie, to find the same in SG you sure pok-gai 😀 ↡ Advertisement 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now