A Touch of the Taj, Two Red Eyes and a lot of Driving

[therock]

I am writing to you after having survived F1 in a tiny tinny can hurtling at supersonic speeds to one of the great wonders of the world, and at some point I thought I might be really buried there too. My survival is a testament my Lord’s protection and also in no small part due to the incredible driving skills of the man in the photo, plus a healthy dose of luck too I reckon… here is my story:

 

Oh my! Oh dear! These are amongst the milder expressions going through my mind as I watch the driver weave through Delhi traffic, and come within a hair’s breath of the adjacent cars….
I after about one hour on the road,  I have finished my prayers, decided that I should trust God and close my eyes to sleep, not just because I’m resigned to my fate, but I was genuinely tired after  flying the red eye from SIN to Del and also immediately jumping into a hired car bound for the Taj Mahal.

 

So about half a year back, I got an invitation to received an award in New Delhi and I was vacillating between flying in the very same morning and out the same night, but I figured a, my body couldn’t take the stress, and b, I might as well take a look at the famed Taj in Agra. I did some homework and discovered that you could take a car or bus and be there within four hours, or in my car, about three in my supersonic Suzuki Swift, and be back the very same evening.

 

The other push factor was one of my colleagues was from Delhi and he could arrange the car, and another colleague was also keen so I had a travel buddy for this endeavour. 

 

However the flights were quite costly, and I wasn’t so keen to try Air India, but I found a flight combination that suited me, and one more person attending the same meeting offered to share his room with me, so I wasn’t too much out of pocket. So it was all set then! 

 

The aim was to get there as early as possible because it get to about 39 degrees in summer and it’s truly blazing. My plane lands at 6 plus in the morning and I figured I can get to the Taj before noon, and be under shelter before then.

 

However, there are a few things you have to know about India…. firstly timing is elastic… which means when you get told 8am for example, it can be plus minus two hours, as I’ll discover later at the official dinner the following day. It’s 8.30am when I get picked up and in all likelihood I’ll face the brunt of the noon sun there, and my decision not to bring my sunglasses and hat is going to be a bad one that the sun will keep reminding throughout my trip.

 

Second, the head shaking can express a multitude of replies. Ranging from yes to no to maybe or I don’t care, it may take a pHD to decipher that and I had to rely on my less than perfect google translate that my colleague and I were using to attempt with our Hindi only driver. However he did understand ’toilet’ because when I tapped him on the shoulder once, and said it, he almost immediately tore across five lane on the highway and came to a halt at the side of the road, leaving us in sheer terror, before he pointed backwards and said ’toilet’ then after a few seconds to gather our wits about us, we turned around and saw a rather well maintained public toilet situation a few metres behind the car. It was clean, with no smells and even soap, in the middle of nowhere on the highway. Remarkable I felt, considering that the public toilets in China were, shall we say ‘exotic’ to say the least…

 

Now we did feel we should try our best to get there quickly so in all honesty, part of the F1 experience was our own fault.. I believe we did tell him to speed up so we could avoid the crowds and he did understand that part, yes I am confident of that. So despite only having a naturally aspirated 1.4l engine and a five speed gearbox, Delhi’s Senna did his best to propel us forward to our destination with the most haste and he demonstrated alacrity as he weaved through traffic firstly with great aplomb driving through non existent gaps in traffic with the smallest of margins.

 

But this is Indian traffic for you and I must say, I have experienced it in Bangladesh and the old Beijing before. It’s  synchrony of organised chaos, with traffic lines only there for show, and a scant regard for lane markers, plus a healthy use of the car horn liberally to let adjacent drivers be aware. Mind you isn’t horns used in fury, they are just employed to keep everyone aware of your presence and intentions, and somehow you can weave your way through traffic unscathed despite seemingly no space in between to do so. 

 

Once we reach the highway, the cacophony inside the car leads me to believe that we are truly going airborne, as we attempt take off as we approach expressway speeds. Once again the stipulated 90 kmh is only for reference as he adeptly coaxes the maximum out of the engine and take us up to sonic boom speeds. No matter how much fear you get, the fatigue of trying to fit a tall person into economy class sets in and the lack of sleep allows me to be lulled into some kind of slumber and each time I awake, he has shaved off another 50km towards Agra, where the Taj is. It’s 185km on the highway, which he gets to after fighting in Delhi traffic for about 40 minutes.

 

A little background to the Taj

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[therock]

So some basics once you arrive.

Firstly you can’t drive up the monument. There is a car park about 1km away, then you pay for a golf cart ride or walk there.

At this point, I have not yet figured out about the guide, since my Delhi colleague didn’t come along. 

So I choose the most honest looking of the people standing there looking for business and then we talked rates. Now in India as in many other Asian countries, bargaining is important and part of the process. So from 1200 INR, I whittled it down to 600 per pax for the guide in English and 50 INR for two pax on the cart.

The entry fee for foreigners is 1200, and please bring your passport.

However, do leave your laptop or even food behind as it is not allowed. You get used to being heckled or being ordered around at the checkpoints, and you need to go back and drop off your laptop or other stuff if you did bring it which is a hassle. So just carry a water bottle, hat and sunnies plus your camera. 

 

Second, there are loads of people apart from Friday when it is closed. Be careful with your belongings and carry less. 

 

Bear in mind you need to be very cautious with food and drink in Delhi, I recommended a healthy dose of Coke to wash down your food, the acid helps keep the Delhi Belly away. I avoided cut vegetables and fruits, and stuck to hot cooked food throughout, otherwise you might have a very long engagement with your toilet. It’s no joke.

 

My guide Kumar, helps us navigate the crowds, he has been doing this for 16 years and we collect two plastic discs for entry and get through the checks and enter the compound. A good guide not only helps to explain but knows where to go to avoid long queues and also get empty spots to take pictures.

 

[therock]

 

There are people everywhere and it is extremely hot, but we do see how wonderful the structure is.

You should budget at least an hour if not two, to allow your guide to slowly navigate through this structure, explain the history and have stops for toilet, water and photos.

 

The minarets are tilted slightly out at 94 degrees so that if there is an earthquake and they collapse, they don’t fall on the tombs. 

 

 

[jcmm]

Nice... I travelled to India many times for business trips, last yr alone 8 times but no one trip I wanted to extend another day or 2 to visit tourist spots.  

[Tkseah]

On 4/6/2025 at 8:35 PM, jcmm said:

Nice... I travelled to India many times for business trips, last yr alone 8 times but no one trip I wanted to extend another day or 2 to visit tourist spots.  

Last time with my ex ex company almost had to go India for business trip.. then I resigned.. 😅

[Tohto]

On 4/6/2025 at 8:35 PM, jcmm said:

Nice... I travelled to India many times for business trips, last yr alone 8 times but no one trip I wanted to extend another day or 2 to visit tourist spots.  

I am praying  I will never has a business there... 

Just continue usual business trip on ASEAN is good enough.

[jcmm]

On 4/6/2025 at 8:47 PM, Tkseah said:

Last time with my ex ex company almost had to go India for business trip.. then I resigned.. 😅

Good decision but at least go for once to experience what others dislike  

[therock]

Back for dinner and my, it's nice!

 

[Stratovarius]

On 4/6/2025 at 9:43 PM, Tohto said:

I am praying  I will never has a business there... 

Just continue usual business trip on ASEAN is good enough.

[Mkl22]

On 4/6/2025 at 8:35 PM, jcmm said:

Nice... I travelled to India many times for business trips, last yr alone 8 times but no one trip I wanted to extend another day or 2 to visit tourist spots.  

Hahah same same. Been going for almost 20years. But have to give credit that some parts are improving la. At least now there is uber, ola to get around much easier. 
traveling in India is punishing. 

btw off to Bangalore again today. At least cooler than other cities.  But the same traffic and horns and bumpy roads. 

Edited April 6 by Mkl22

[Mkl22]

On 4/6/2025 at 10:06 PM, jcmm said:

Good decision but at least go for once to experience what others dislike  

Not that bad la. it’s relatively safe in the sense that you are not lulled into it being a safe place. 
Have seen most things but still have the occasional surprises that open my eyes. 

[therock]

Breakfast

[therock]

Got some soap too...

They are not immune to the 'civil servant' answer..

Given my limited time there, I didn't have much time to go shopping and the nearby convenient stores didn't have this, but the guy cleaning my room said you can order them from a pharmacy..

So I walked to the front desk and the first man gave the 'cannot' answer, but the man next to him heard and offered to get someone to buy it, for a INR fee. Which was fine, since the soap was about 40% cheaper.

 

And for reference, this other brand at the small mall near the hotel was charging the price for a single bar, haha

 

 

[therock]

Mossie inside the meeting hall... plenty of them..

At least coffee is free flow

But good luck if you don't like Indian food..

[Arogab]

Incredible India 😁

[Mkl22]

On 4/7/2025 at 9:54 AM, therock said:

Got some soap too...

They are not immune to the 'civil servant' answer..

Given my limited time there, I didn't have much time to go shopping and the nearby convenient stores didn't have this, but the guy cleaning my room said you can order them from a pharmacy..

So I walked to the front desk and the first man gave the 'cannot' answer, but the man next to him heard and offered to get someone to buy it, for a INR fee. Which was fine, since the soap was about 40% cheaper.

 

And for reference, this other brand at the small mall near the hotel was charging the price for a single bar, haha

 

 

What’s so special about the soap? 
 

[Mkl22]

On 4/7/2025 at 10:56 AM, therock said:

Mossie inside the meeting hall... plenty of them..

At least coffee is free flow

But good luck if you don't like Indian food..

For me it’s always the Indian breads like naan and roti here. Plus the tandoor stuff. Which is expensive in Singapore. 
the bryani is also good. Although sometimes I’ll be hard pressed to tell the different versions of bryani. 

[therock]

On 4/7/2025 at 2:49 PM, Mkl22 said:

What’s so special about the soap? 
 

I like this

good for eczema and a nice smell 

cheap too