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    Unusual or rare cars

    Of course torque is very good at Singapore speeds but you will get smoked by the petrol Biturbos on the nshw.
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    Unusual or rare cars

    Haha. But this is a diesel. I've driven the D5, I remember being less impressed than with the B7 (has a 5 series engine, so comparable).
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    LTA Vehicle Inspection

    Never give Vicom business. They're c*nts. STA Sin Ming is much more reasonable.
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    Signs of a stroke

    The video thumbnails below the article are making me stroke. (up down up down...) ๐Ÿ˜‚
  5. Even for one of the "religious types", they believe in a soul that has departed the physical body, right? Why venerate dead meat bereft of the soul, which was the essence of the person they're grieving for? Anyway, we shouldn't derail this thread.
  6. The dead are food for worms. Or fodder for the four winds.
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    Has Our Road Etiquette / Courtesy Improved?

    LOL, I just encountered this (again) today at the junction turning left from Marymount Lane to Upper Thomson Road. Right most lane is straight/right but the left green arrow comes on when the main light is red. I signalled left well in advance, the minivan in front was even angled a bit to the left, but guess what? He was turning right after all. Oh well, I quite like exercising my horn. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    MASSIVE SEMEN EXPLOSION! ไธญๅ‡บใ—!

    When I saw the thread title, My first thought was, "Come again?!" ๐Ÿ˜„ Once I got the ball rolling And read through it, I realise it's full of bull. But not bulls**t. Still. Writing an article like this takes spunk. Even an experienced female reporter would find the account hard to swallow. But no point cow peh and cow bu about whether it's fake news. Let's just hope there was a happy ending. ๐Ÿฎ
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    Singapore Reckless Drivers Thread VII

    Don't you know? Bikers are never at fault. Even when they are at fault. Drivers are always at fault. Even when we are not at fault. Bikers can do anything they like. They can split lanes. They can ride on the pavement (pedestrians are at fault). They can gelek in and out of lanes without signaling. They can knock our side mirrors off. They can sneak into our blind spot and turn with us when we are busy checking traffic. But they are never, ever at fault. Because they are vulnerable road users. And really, really special. (Like in the you know what Olympics). Just go on sg road vigilante and see. How not at fault and very special all the biker members and admins are. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Singapore Reckless Drivers Thread VII

    Treat her to the front passenger seat. The best seat in the house. With the best view of the action during uncontrolled right turns. Also, spread the good word. Passenger seat belts and side airbags are the works of Satan and should not be tolerated. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Singapore Reckless Drivers Thread VII

    Can't stand this kind of driver. Won't go when there is space to go. But even worse are those morons who clear the heavy vehicle but then drive slowly so you're boxed in alongside it for no good reason. You're forced to either slow down to avoid going abreast of the bug fella or find a way to overtake the idiot in front. And some of these blur cocks think they're being safe by driving as slowly as they are.
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    Singapore F1 Merchandise

    There's a Ferrari store in MBS. Just generic crap though. Mustafa has a better selection of some things, example only they had the Ferrari fountain pen. And they have a much larger selection of the officially approved model cars, both 1:18 and 1:24. They don't have the FOCS discount but that's only 20 percent if memory serves and the damn Ferrari store at MBS is marked up to begin with so don't bother lol.
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    Weird thing happened to me-Need feedback

    Can imagine the gamut of emotions when you're approaching your car. "Is that a piece of paper on my windscreen? Oh no, kena saman!! Wait, maybe just an ad flyer. Oh crap, maybe someone hit my car!! KNNBCCB!! Well, at least they were nice enough to leave a note. Wait, who am I kidding, this is Singapore. Maybe someone else hit and someone bao toh him in a note. Oh well, at least I got witness. Sh*t, what if no contact info? Then the fella deny. Then for nothing will become like @Adrianlisaga man. (reading) wah heng ah, some weirdo just thanking me for driving a saab. What a relief man! Wait, now I got weirdo stalker ah?! Nabeh!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    AI - Job Killer?

    I was hoping you would post that exact image. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    AI - Job Killer?

    Being a top level manager like you, I can also give management lessons. They're very simple. All just logic based, really. You see...managers are the number one producers of institutional excrement. And top managers are the greatest producers of this excrement. So a naive person might think it's horrible to be top managers like us. But they would be mistaken. Because if you're going to live in a pile of excrement. The best place is right on top. And some other naive people might pity the ground workers most of all. But they would also be mistaken. Because on the ground, you're only surrounded by excrement on top of you. It's the middle managers that deserve pity. They're surrounded by excrement on all sides. So tragic.
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