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  1. Now that condoms have to be authenticated by the HSA, the price has shot up. So family-planning couplings are doing away with condoms to cut cost, thus resulting in higher pregnancy rate. What a clever move to get more babies in Singapore. Now, they also make money from the sex trade in Geylang, because only condoms authenticated by the HSA at exorbitant cost can be used. See report below: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Woman arrested with 100 packets of condoms A 30 year old woman was arrested for trying to bring in 100 packs of condoms from JB. She pleaded guilty to importing a medical device not registered with the HSA, and was fined $2000 and jailed for 2 weeks. (recent some editor killing someone while using handphone - fine and 1 day jail) Since condoms have been reclassified as a medical device class C (together with knee and hip implants and other orthopaedic implants used by the orthopaedic surgeon), there is a big shortage of condoms, and the prices have shot through the roof. You must first register a medical device before you can import it, and you need a licence to import a medical device. The ministers are rubbing their hands in glee, because there is an explosion of pregnancies. Why, we should have thought about this long ago, and our population woes would have been no more. To apply for registration of any brand of condoms takes at least 11 months, and it costs $6200, according to the Sunday Times. So for the next 12 months no condoms. Since Ccondoms are now classified as a medical device, sexual intercourse is reclassified as a medical procedure, and soon we have to take a professional exam to prove our proficiency to perform sexual intercourse. The exam will consist of a written test, followed by an (ahem) oral test, and then we must pass the practical test under the watchful eyes of 3 examiners. A certificate of proficiency will then be issued if you pass all these tests, else we have to sit for a re-exam. This must be prominenty displayed in the room, sitting room, car, public park, hotel room, or whatever, when we are having intercourse, because if we are caught by the HSA officials doing this delicate medical procedure without the certificate of proficiency , we can be charged in court and punished severely. After all, we cannot trust any Tom, Dick and Hairy Dick o do a total knee replacement using a Class C medical device without being fully qualified as an orthopaedic surgeon to do knee replacement, can we? No argument about this, is there? We must be properly qualified as a ........ The prostitutes in town are crying foul, and the ministers again patted themselves in the back: There, we have gotten rid of this vice by classifying condoms as a Class C medical device! Why did we not think of this before? Fast forward 6 months. The gynaecologists and town are making tons of money. Teenage pregnancies, any age pregnancies, any pregnancy unwanted -- there is a bonanza of abortions being done. Fast forward 1 year. No increase in take home babies. Big increase of HIV infections, syphilis, gonorrhoea, chlamydia -- you name it. Why, why did they not think of it before? Million dollar brains.
  2. k, dun say i hao lian... just wanted to share how well is my engine maintained after using it for 5.5 yrs/180K+ km.... LOL Last week, I notice some oil stain at the car park and I suspect that my gasket leak... so I took a torch light and find the source.... true enough, i found some oil stain at the right side of my engine, near to the PCV valve... So I went to get a set of gasket for replacement... Comes to Sat, I proceed to my regular workshop and they are busy.... I told the boss what happened and upon checking, he confirmed that the gasket need to be replaced and he pass me a #10 spanner :huh: .... kns.. as usuall, he expect me to DIY cause his workshop is too crowded... bo pian wanted to finish thing fast, i got to dirty my hand. spend an hour to remove the plastic engine cover, unscrewed 12 nuts, loosed the PCV pipe, air hose, my strut bar.... and open my engine cover.... I was like.. wow.... so clean.... the brown colour stuff on the engines... just my engine oil. 1 wipe and i can see the engine in silver colour... no stain, nor varnish, not to even mentioned sludge.... closeup picture.. last but not least... my shinny timing chain I asked the boss whether need to open up further so that we can take this opportunity check whether a top overhaul need to be done- eg, polish/clean the valves and etc... the boss stare at me, pass me a bottle of petrol n asked me to drink it... caused he thinks i need to be overhauled rather than my engine...... . He told me that by the look at the enginetop, he confirm +chop chop no issue with my engine... and if I maintained it the same way, I can easily drive till 500K wihout needing any overhaul to my engine... after he finish his word, he passed me the #10 spanner and asked me to put everything back in 30mins... otherwise, he will charge me $10/min for occupying the space in his workshop... :huh: just a to share with members who wish to have a clean engine... get cheap mineral oil use it as engine flush by maintaining a short OCI... for me, those cheap mineral oil usually drained off after 1K to 2K ...
  3. Students from Sri Lanka Automotive Engineering Training Institute shows that future mechanic also need to be artistic.
  4. "Nice" move from them, at least can win some votes back during their GE this year I guess.
  5. Kopites

    Just For Laugh

    Only if u understand chinese and hokkien. No offend intended merely to lighten our boring day.
  6. Just now near midnight, I was approaching the Rochor flyover towards Airport when traffic suddenly slowed to a crawl. All the cars started to filter to 1st lane and I knew confirm an accident had happened. Passed the debris on the second lane and it was possibly the Chevrolet Aveo 5 hatchback I had seen earlier at JW. Front bumper totally gone, engine exposed, and car was facing on coming traffic. At the side, there was a comfort cab with hazard lights on and several people on the road shoulder. Car might have also crashed into the barrier but am not sure. Well, if it was the same car, then I must say, the driver was probably speeding and didn't know the bendy/up and down roads on ECP next to Marina Bay well enough. I was behind him at the traffic light at Jurong West and this guy accelerate and speed like there is no consequence all the way up the long stretch next to Lakeside and Chinese Garden further down. Easiliy above 100kph there. When filtering into the highway, I picked up to highway speed quicker than him but the next moment, he zoomed past at least 130kph. The last thing I saw he did was cut someone's lane and zoom off into the distance. Didn't see his tail light at all. All I was doing was cruising at 90+.. And there was it, the car totally wasted the nx time I saw it. Of course, it might not be the same aveo but what are the chances of seeing another a maroon chevy aveo hatch at that time going in the same direction? To the driver, know your car limit and drive safe. I really hope that you are alright.
  7. Leisure talk on my suay experiences. 1. 9/10 times after I wash my car, it will rain within the next day. 2. Car is dirty, dark cloud in the sky and decided not to wash, right after I park my car in open air car park all the dark cloud just disappear and sun comes blazing like hell fire. 3. Sunny sky and decided to park under a tree, rain comes and all the leaves land and stick on my car. 4. Sunny sky and no shady lot to park and decided to leave the car with the window open just a crack, thunderstorm. Does anyone here never or seldom encounter such suayness?
  8. And notice the driver of the blue car (pointing angrily at the cam?) just before he hits the car in front.
  9. My car is the silver Mit. This BMW driver(old uncle) simply has no regards to others with the way he parked. Waited for him to come back. When I try to tell him not to be inconsiderate, he gave me the "tulan" face, no "hue" and drove off! angry.gif So no use talking....must.... smash.gif What wld you do??
  10. Just wrote below email to TP. Let see what is their reply. With the increase in our vehicle population in the past few years, our road traffic are getting more congested especially during peak hour. The situation is getting even worst with so many light goods and heavy vehicle traveling on lane 2 & 3 on 4 lane expressway and lane 2 (sometimes even lane 1) on 3 lane expressway. These vehicles are traveling at speed of 70km/h & below and are always hogging the faster lane. This will further slow down the traveling speed on the expressway. These slower vehicle should be traveling on the slow lane of the expressway and not cruising on lane 2/3 at less than 70km/h. I am hoping that Traffic police can do more enforcement to reduce the road hogging on the expressway. Thank you for your attention.
  11. Yes. Sent it to the wreckers in Sg Kadut. Now waiting to encash the rebate. I can't say I am sentimental about it. So what's next for me? Most likely car sharing.
  12. This Blog Linked From Here The Web This Blog Linked From Here .The Web . Showing posts with label Education - Financial - Building Wealth. Show all posts Showing posts with label Education - Financial - Building Wealth. Show all postsTuesday, 28 December 2010 The same One Financial Goal since 2003 Same Financial Goal in 2011: Made no mistakes about it. Money must come from somewhere. You can either use MORE of your human asset to generate it or use MORE of your financial assets to productively generate more. So when my money works harder for me; I work less! Read? Work for money? Forget it. - Revisit You might also like:
  13. http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/84ways.html 84 Ways To Know If You're Chinese... If you check off 100%, you should not be living in Canada/USA because you are too Chinese. However, if you check off less than 42 items (50%), you are a fruit (banana: yellow on the outside but white inside). If you only say yes to 20 items, Canada owes you a medal .... so proud to be a Canadian/American. 1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping and especially those bows) next year. 2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. 3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. 4. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. 5. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 6. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. 7. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 9. You have never used your dishwasher. 10. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 11. You boil water and put it in the refrigerator. 12. You eat all meals in the kitchen. 13. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. 14. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. 15. You always leave your shoes at the door. 16. You have a piano in your living room. 17. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 18. You iron your own shirts. 19. You play a musical instrument. 20. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth). 21. You twirl your pen around your fingers. 22. You hate to waste food... a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. 23. You don't own any real Tupperware--only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. 24. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 25. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. 26. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. 27. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 28. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. 29. Ditto paper napkins. 30. You never order room service. 31. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).....These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID). 32. You own a rice cooker. 33. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. 34. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. (That's why you need the vinyl tablecloth). 35. Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous. 36. You fight over who pays the dinner bill 37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 38. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law. 39. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. 40. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. 41. You don't use measuring cups. 42. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax. 43. You beat eggs with chopsticks. 44. Your parents' house is always cold. 45. You have a teacup with a cover on it. 46. You reuse teabags. 47. You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don't write anymore. 48. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman. If you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera and/or stereo system. 49. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club. 50. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Information costs 50 cents. 51. You tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 52. You're a wok user. 53. You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 54. You know all the waiters at your favourite Chinese restaurants. 55. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions... a. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. b. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you. 56. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon. 57. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. 58. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached--it means they're fresh. 59. You never call your parents just to say hi. 60. You always cook too much. 61. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. 62. Also, if you don't live at home, your parents always want you to come home. 63. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. 64. When you're sick, they also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air (yeet hay in Cantonese). 65. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart. 66. Your parents never go to the movies. 67. Your parents send money to their relatives in China. 68. You use a face cloth. 69. Your parents use a clothes line. 70. You're always late. 71. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. 72. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi. 73. You've joined a CD club at least once. 74. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. 75. You never discuss your love life with your parents. 76. Your parents are never happy with your grades. 77. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again. 78. You keep used batteries. 79. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 80. You keep most of your money in a savings account. 81. You know what MJ means. 82. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has. 83. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. 84. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends
  14. Exposing the 6 major flaws in the PAP's immigration policy Thursday, January 28, 2010 THE TEMASEK REVIEW The twin issues of immigration and foreign workers have perpetually hogged the headlines since last year, an indication of how it has become a
  15. i tot of renting out but my flat just reach 5yrs, cos now living with in law due to kid. but flat so new, everythhing so new so heart pain but if right price i dun mind. can i fetch 3500??? cos if price no gd i rather not.
  16. Recently, my dad went to change tyres and ended up having them pumped with nitrogen. He says that you're not suppose to mix normal air with nitrogen and that the tyres can only be topped up with nitrogen. Sounds suspicious to me. Is there any advantage in pumping nitrogen or is it just a gimmick?
  17. Just a greeting CNY MTV. Please watch till the end. Hahahha
  18. My car is the silver Mit. This BMW driver(old uncle) simply has no regards to others with the way he parked. Waited for him to come back. When I try to tell him not to be inconsiderate, he gave me the "tulan" face, no "hue" and drove off! :angry: So no use talking....must.... What wld you do??
  19. ...totally speechless. the place was like a warzone. Cars, lorries ( list later), left right ctr all over....really indiscriminate parking... THE IRONY OF IT IS CCK PLYCLINIC, JUST NEXT TO THE ROAD WAS EMPTY If I get the job as summon officer, think i work one day, relac for the whole year. If I from PRC, work one day, can buy bungalow in Chna..... Types of transport seen 1. Motorcycles - outnumber cars 2. Taxis 3. Tipper truck 4. Cars 5. OPC cars (hmmmm-$$)... 6. Tow trucks 7. DHL delivery truck (big big ones) 8. NTUC truck 9. Crane lifting truck 10. Transporter - those class 5 ones , aka Optimus Prime without body 11. Tons of delivery vans No hearse though ....but I tell you, somebody mentioned the last time here, and yes, now i see with my own eyes. I know NPNT...but keep this thread alive, and next week i take...maybe can see Fire engine too
  20. I know this lady who is pretty cute. Her car just got knocked in an accident but she is not hurt. How would you console her using sms?
  21. Just how long u think she will need? There is no mention of how long she is intend to look into it. Not that i am questioning her abilities , there is a big difference between problem solving and wayang kulit , no offense but i seriously doubt she fits the job given to her. If she say the problem need 3 years we give her 3 years when others can probably get it solve in 1? Seriously problems like that , she should give us the confident look to show us that she can HANDLE the problem , not show us the SHACK look showing that she can't. If you can't even sort out your image , how do you think of my impression of you in handling this potential crisis? Seriously , she never even serve NS , show us the shack cannot think face how to be confident in her? If your officer give you this kind of face , would you shake your head? http://www.channelnewsasia.com/components/...p?id=475489?123 Given last time , if the train stopped , the CEO would be the first one to inspect what is wrong , as with the 1st gen politicians. Now the 3rd gen ? Sit in office? Hide at home? Seriously , the minister even without sleep should allocate all the resources they can find and sort this out immediately , even if it means employing the civil defense dept to help since if nothing happen they are just siting there. What happen to the fluid co-operation between garmen and private sector? One have s--t the others stand at side look? You guys telling me that those "practice" crisis management on terrorist attacks cannot be used here? HARLO ???? Stop dreaming!!! Same what got problem , use the resources lah , 3 days in the row on a NATIONAL transport where everyone needs it , you should treat this as important as a terrorist attack , it affect national interest as the economic damage is greater than what you think, to MS Saw if you need help , open your mouth and ASK for help! To those minister that aren't taking public transport which i assume 100% of them , time to wake up , your "prompt" actions are required. I as a voter is looking at how you are intending to drag this issue? While you cut COE quotas to open up traffic , yet u allow the most important public transport to break down so many times in the matter of a few days and SORRY is what we get?
  22. http://www.autocar.co.uk/blogs/autocarconf...tter-still.aspx
  23. ...and it took a whole 30mins. 15mins to hold and another 15 mins another dept :angry: :angry: and then, the gal, an ah tiong ask AT: why u wan to cancel line Me: I have another line AT: Did you sing cos of promo Me: No AT: Do u realise blah 25%, etc Me: Yes, still CANCEL the line nevertheless At: Can you give to your family, etc ME: (fed up now)Look here, u understand english? do you understand CANCEL THE LINE? :angry: :angry: knn.....wan to cancel, like must answer to ISD....
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