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few years ago, i rushed to work coz woke up late.... drove fast, reached car park and ran to lift lobby... then, why everyone was staring at my feet? ........... so i also looked down... OMG: left foot slipper, right foot shoe!!!
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I will start the ball rolling.... This piece of music defines me as the person I am today...and it all started nearly 14 years ago
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I'm looking for the above CD 'Classic Chinese Moments' by EQ music. I think it consists of 3 CDs. Had been to several music stores but most have not stock because it had been released several years ago. If anyone know where I can find in Singapore please let me know. Thanks!
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and he mentions Singapore in this vid too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYsc27R2DqM...feature=related
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A handsome Singaporean was sitting in a posh restaurant in the States. He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of wine to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy corner. The waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle and took it to the woman and said,' Excuse me lady, this precious bottle is from that gentleman seated over there.' And indicated the sender with a nod. She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was staying nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: ' For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the Singaporean decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW, Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Spain, Aspen & Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account and Portfolio. But, even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back pls.' -
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139758/most_...ts_on_the_news/ 3rd part, Porker and ang bak jio X'POSED!!!!
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." *********************************************************** And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak *********************************************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait. " *********************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." **************************
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Before I bought my car, always travel by BMW, Bus, Mrt, Walk. Sometimes's even take taxi. Sometimes in a hurry or in a rush, need to take a cab, there are no cabs around, kept cursing and swearing. I cant renew my passport on my free day cos no cabs...waited over 45 mins at the road side like a goondu. If i get a cab, some uncle dunno how to drive, jam brake, cannot have consistent acceleration, made me puke... have motion sickness. Taking bus or train, squeeze like sardine.. if u kena someone with BO is a painful experience. The worst is when they CRAWL, wah lau... the light is green, they will purposely wait for it to turn red, ^&%@$&*$@! Also the air-con blows directly over your head and sometimes it stinks, made me sick for a couple of days! Very stressful!!!!! So i kept telling myself in my mind... ok i am done with public transport, gonna get a car... a car, car, car, car........ Still taking train or bus then... So 1 day i finally got my car, down payment everything settled...... I notice something when i got my car, i still FEEL STRESS! Less money in the pocket, need to send my car for maintainence, after market performance.. but at least, i get to go places whereby it would be inconvenient without a car. My life changed, made some new friends, know more girls, WAKING UP LATER, no need to worry about going back late or where am i or would it be easy to grab a cab at the end of the day. Sometimes i dun feel like having a car.... HAHAHAHA
