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cud not recalled, but read it some where some thing like that:

 

199O communist era retired in East Europe. comrade Gorbachov turned to commercial business since no more income for him fr politburo.......

 

He phoned US president: Sir, if i were to order a mil of condom fr u, what's is yr lead time 4delivery ?

US pre: u dnt produce condom in yr country ?

 

Gorbachov: we mfg them, but it is as thick as winter socks, oso not fast enough as we dnt hv enough used bubble gum as raw material.

 

US pre: ooh comrade, what r the sizes u intend 2order ?

 

Gorbachov: Sir, i need min 9inches in length 4my ppl here.

US pre: Comrade, cud i chk with my guys & phoe u later ?

 

Supplier of condom told US pre tat they can mfg & ship them in time, but the problem is:

 

What size should we print it on the pcking ? XXXL ?

 

US pre: NO, NO, NO, u print the size "SMALL" ok !

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Hypersonic

Length, does not matter.

 

Sorry to say but it matters. This sentence is simply used by those with small kkj to console themselves and make them feel better. :D

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of course size matters... ask any gal... ^_^

of coz matter...too small she will tot u r giving her injection.....wau hahahah

 

but too big she will be scare...like CONGO...

 

just nice is the best...just landed on the Good spot...

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of coz matter...too small she will tot u r giving her injection.....wau hahahah

 

but too big she will be scare...like CONGO...

 

just nice is the best...just landed on the Good spot...

 

There are other considerations such as diameter, surface hardness, rigidity, penetrating strength, piston speed, operation tempo and durability.

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There are other considerations such as diameter, surface hardness, rigidity, penetrating strength, piston speed, operation tempo and durability.

[laugh] [laugh]

 

fooking funny..

and very civilized way to describe..

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There are other considerations such as diameter, surface hardness, rigidity, penetrating strength, piston speed, operation tempo and durability.

 

then color, smell n undergrowth well trim or not...like that alot of things to measure leh

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